Park Life 71 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Fist in a full on bid to dominate Newcastle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Next, the world! Cheers Rayvin, that's a drop on ocean tbh. I've traced my paternal Great Grandmother's direct paternal line back to a chap in Coventry in 1323, it includes a Lord Mayor of London in the 1400s. I've also turned up some strange little coincidences- my maternal grandmother's line came, via Peckham and Deptford, from a tiny village in North Wales in the early 1800s. Weirdly, my paternal grandmother's line also came from there. Given the proximity of where they lived, and the tiny population, it's almost guaranteed they'd have known each other then. It gets weirder though, the same branches, after leaving Wales, went to Leeds and London respectively. Almost 100yrs later they , again, ended up living no more than 150yds away from each other in Hamsterly. Which explains my evil parasitic twin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Good old Newcastle. Still the greatest http://www.theguardian.com/travel/2014/nov/22/newcastle-travel-best-uk-city-galleries-restaurants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 The first wife, who popped out 13 nippers, was called Fanny Aiken I'll bet it feckin was. Quality that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 The big bugger on the right is the fanny rat husband. Edit; just looked again and it seems he's jizzed all over his jacket. The man was clearly insatiable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Just wondering if there is enough material here for one of those Panorama investigations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 You'll have to ask my grandad's permission first, Parky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Perfect Christmas present for your lass. http://valleywag.gawker.com/male-startup-founders-think-your-vagina-should-smell-li-1660896761 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15115 Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3708 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Perfect Christmas present for your lass. http://valleywag.gawker.com/male-startup-founders-think-your-vagina-should-smell-li-1660896761 Let me know when they make a probiotic drink to make my cum taste like dairymilk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Good old Newcastle. Still the greatest http://www.theguardian.com/travel/2014/nov/22/newcastle-travel-best-uk-city-galleries-restaurants depressing read coming from the same paper just a few days later http://www.theguardian.com/news/2014/nov/24/-sp-is-saving-newcastle-mission-impossible?CMP=fb_gu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Perfect Christmas present for your lass. http://valleywag.gawker.com/male-startup-founders-think-your-vagina-should-smell-li-1660896761 Do they do a Durian Fruit version?Oh, hang on, no need...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7058 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 (edited) One of the lasses who works in the accounts dept of a property agent I do some work for shares my surname. I asked her one day , " are you from Washington , by any chance?" She was, so I asked what her dad was called? After explaining that we had the same surname, I pulled up the family tree on my phone, found her dad, grandad, great grandad etc all the way back to originator of everyone in Washington with our name. He was born 1804 on the Isle of Man, moved to Whitehaven and married an Irish lass and she gave birth to a football team Some of these moved to Washington to work the pits, then a second wave, several kids of those who stayed in Whitehaven, moved across to Washington too. Me and the lass were both descended from the 2nd lot. When you throw in my paternal grandmother's family, who got to Washington at the turn of the 20thC and bred like rabbits, I reckon there's a good proportion of the town that I'm related to. I'm sorry if this has already been underlined, but are you saying you are essentially married to your cousin Fist? Edited November 25, 2014 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Yassur! ( not really, the lass I refer to is the one from the accounts dept, in the opening line ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Followed through last night. Need to keep away from the drink with my condition, couldn't believe I'd followed through though. Classic fart then "dudulduh!". Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34094 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Followed through last night. Need to keep away from the drink with my condition, couldn't believe I'd followed through though. Classic fart then "dudulduh!". Never mind. Bring to mind the saying "That went down like a wet fart". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 So you thought i know i'll tell a bunch of strangers i've shat myself?? fuck me Aye why not like? Would you prefer me to be a boring office cunt like you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6822 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Followed through last night. Need to keep away from the drink with my condition, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42648 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Reports of a couple of fuck-ups fighting over a telly in Kingston Park Tesco's black Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) Backward flumps. This is the Kingston park fight. Edited November 28, 2014 by @yourservice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4256 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 I think people's lives have got to the point where saving £20 quid is a "victory" that gives them a boost. Sad really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Embarrassing, this seems to have been happening across the country today. I didn't even realise Black Friday was a thing outside of the states until this morning. Just not British is it? What happened to waiting patiently in a queue and tutting under our breath at anyone that cut the line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 We've entered the hour when the N-O lads come on at ridiculous times in the morning to search our forum. Every time I have a little bout of insomnia, ''So & So'' is ''Searching''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4256 Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Probably the wrong place for this but shock horror I'm going to the match today. First one since February 2009. It's more of a chance to see some mates I haven't seen for ages but I'm strangely looking forward to the match. Knowing my look we'll get thrashed and I'll get caught up in this supposed bother but what the hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16523 Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Even more difficult to get a drink near the ground...we're still banned from the working mens club and the nearest pub http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/17/17000/Duke_of_Edinburgh/Upton_Park is apparently now closed. The other pub on Green Street (the Queens) was the scene of a recent murder so I may be tempted to steer clear of that one too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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