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£rd rock from the Sun... good or bad... I can never quite make my mind up, certaqinly it's exceptional hangover tv but it's on too late at night....

 

decision decisions decisions

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First couple of seasons were good- then it just got boring with lame gags, poor scripts and actors trying too hard with nowt to back them up for true comedy.

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ok, lock in with the local... when is it ok to mentuion that you would love to shag the landlords bird?

 

cos I kept shtum, but a mate said, and I quote " Nee offence Dean, but your lass? She's fit as... and if she weren't.. you know... then it'd take a herd of crazy horses....and I'm not talking Bay City Rollers!"

 

Now Dean laughed and smiled at Chris... but I wasn't sure that it was totally genuine...

 

at what point of sobriety is ok to compliment friends on their chosend sexual parnters?

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ok, lock in with the local... when is it ok to mentuion that you would love to shag the landlords bird?

 

cos I kept shtum, but a mate said, and I quote " Nee offence Dean, but your lass? She's fit as... and if she weren't.. you know... then it'd take a herd of crazy horses....and I'm not talking Bay City Rollers!"

 

Now Dean laughed and smiled at Chris... but I wasn't sure that it was totally genuine...

 

at what point of sobriety is ok to compliment friends on their chosend sexual parnters?

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When said person slaps you on the back and goes "It be your turn now boy!"

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I'm about to put a rhubarb crumble in the oven.. Would anyone like some?

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Is that a euphemism? :angry:

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Nope, it's a fact. :angry:

 

And there isn't anything for main course. I just fancied some comfort food. :D

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I did have to "lightly fork the crumble topping" before putting it in the oven.

 

My goodness.  :D

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Is that a euphemism?

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I did have to "lightly fork the crumble topping" before putting it in the oven.

 

My goodness.  :D

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Is that a euphemism?

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Could be :angry:

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Oh what I wouldn't give for some rhubarb crumble

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i actually have half a tin of rhubarb in the fridge, will that do?

 

I ate the other half yesterday with meringue and cream :D

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Oh what I wouldn't give for some rhubarb crumble

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Is that a euphemism?

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Is that a euphemism?

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What's a euphemism?

 

I meant it to sound like i'd take it up the arse from a bloke hung like a donkey whilst thrashing Michelle McManus with a stick of rhubarb complete with leaves whilst rolling around in a paddling pool full of Quaker oats.

 

Does that make it a euphemism

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