The Fish 10857 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 You'll only mention it once? Nah mate, wheel it out as often as you can mate. Anytime your lass wants you to take her to the shops, just agree, then just as you're about to go gingerly touch your scar, wince and wait for her to insist you stay at home. Oh and "haven't had an orgasm in 16 days" why are you saying orgasm? We all know you meant wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20156 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 The start of that post should be read by the bloke who does movie trailers. "They said he wouldn't survive the operation. They said his memory would be gone forever. They said he'd be mentally fucked. This summer, Jimmy Nail is............ STEVIE!" All the best for Friday, it's been a great result so far so fingers crossed. Aye Stevie, good luck man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Think you're milking it a bit now like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44900 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 You'll only mention it once? Nah mate, wheel it out as often as you can mate. Anytime your lass wants you to take her to the shops, just agree, then just as you're about to go gingerly touch your scar, wince and wait for her to insist you stay at home. Oh and "haven't had an orgasm in 16 days" why are you saying orgasm? We all know you meant wank. Gingerly touch your scar and tell her you've just had the most awful vision and if you accompany her to the shops, a car will leave the road and pin you against a wall, but that she survives unscathed and should proceed to the shops by herself. I mean you wouldn't shut up about being psychic before, this just adds to the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44900 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Ken. Accidentally pressed the status updates button when looking for new content and came across what looked like Ant's version of Leazes' twitter, only to find a still-confused Ken looking for answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Now I'm confused! Where's that from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44900 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I've no idea how you submit a status update. We'll need to get Ken drunk them see if he can retrace his steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Ah, seems to be at the top-right on the drop-down menu where you access your profile etc. Didn't realise we had that function. Still not sure where Ken's message comes into it though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33245 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Still no idea where it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Ahh, it's what you see in someone's profile page if you click on their name. Except it's not there on Ken's anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33245 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I've no idea how you submit a status update. We'll need to get Ken drunk them see if he can retrace his steps. Worked out how to do it, now. Ken's is now on mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 You feeling unappreciated pet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44900 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 After 4 bottles of Shiraz, Ken needs them fwiw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Stevie, if you're going to wear a baseball cap, wear this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Ken. Accidentally pressed the status updates button when looking for new content and came across what looked like Ant's version of Leazes' twitter, only to find a still-confused Ken looking for answers. Is that legit? I am on twitter but that isn't my twitter username. Another stitch up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Sorry for what again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44900 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Is that legit? I am on twitter but that isn't my twitter username. Another stitch up! It's not twitter it's some sort of status thing on here. You must have just been mashing buttons in your drunken state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Been sober for two weeks. That last time had some social repercussions which have prevented me from partaking in my favourite activity here unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Sorry for what again? Accusing Stevie of lying about his brain tumour, the resulting pissed up meltdown and subsequent return with 'strewth, I better not drink that much again lolz'?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Accusing Stevie of lying about his brain tumour, the resulting pissed up meltdown and subsequent return with 'strewth, I better not drink that much again lolz'?? Look, in time that will be erased from his memory and all will be fine. So what's the fucking problem?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44900 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 If Stevie wanted or expected an apology, he'd have said something. I'm not sure why people are requesting one on his behalf, the bloke had had 4 bottles of Shiraz ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Stevie was quite clear in his feelings for Ken I believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 (edited) And as I said, he won't remember it in two weeks or so, maybe less. No problem. Edited August 20, 2014 by Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Given that he doesn't like you, I don't think taking the piss out of his condition is apt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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