Ayatollah Hermione 14059 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Perv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15731 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 40 years of Metro Radio. There are some sensational Alan Robson barnets in the gallery. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/lifestyle/nostalgia/remember-when-happy-40th-birthday-7415420 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4840 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Could have made a boo boo! Thought id wash the bed sheets today. Realised we had no washing powder left so used fairly liquid dish stuff. Whilst I was coming to terms with what id just done, I accidentally added dishwasher rinse aid instead of fabric softener. I have since also added fabric softener!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46064 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 You are legit stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I'm not sure I even believe these levels of stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46064 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Aye I almost followed my last post up with "None of that happened btw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4840 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I'm not sure I even believe these levels of stupidity. Wife has just told me to buy new sheets. Adding fairy liquid seemed harmless and the rinse aid was just mistaken identity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15731 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 And yet you're allowed to be alone in charge of a road vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4840 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Had no diesel, used petrol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 And yet you're allowed to be alone in charge of a road vehicle. Nevermind a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20758 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I didnt happend did it CT, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15731 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Nevermind a child. "Couldn't find condoms, used a carrier bag" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14059 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "Couldn't find condoms, used a carrier bag" half-eaten bag of Wotsits tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22004 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 half-eaten bag of Wotsits tbh. Half eaten? Howay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43089 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Now we know the budgie's fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33877 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "I'm getting something.......I'm seeing a little yellow and green chap......can you hear me?" "Yes Stevie I can hear you, did you give up your season ticket? You haven't mentioned it much, lately. I'm still in purgatory or Boldon as its also known, I was a happy Budgie with a family till this happy looking Ginger man took me to his home full of excitement, that is until a week later when he still hadn't worked out how to house, feed and clean me, after he'd finished buying some garden stuff online he took me out to his new project, 'The Garden vegetable patch' where he then doused me in Rinse Aid and tried to set me alight before giving up and burying me in a small untidy hole which he filled up with what he thought was 'Shit-free' manure. I can't rest in peace till he turns his fucking spotify shite down. P.S. Tell my missus the bird seed is in the coffee jar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4840 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43089 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31218 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Hello shitheads. Thought I would pop in and say hello. It's been a while. What have I missed over the last few years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43089 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Everyone's a Dad or a cyclist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15731 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I'm not sure which of those prospects scares me more... Alright JJ. How's tricks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 (edited) Can't complain. Happy for all the dads. I know Boyo has a wee one and cat has her wee boy (although obviously she's not a dad ). Who else is all parented up? And balls to the cyclists. My town has turned into bike bellend central the last couple of years. Unacceptable behaviour. What else has been happening? Edited July 16, 2014 by JJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7179 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 CT and Wolfy are the 2 wums on the board. I'm j69. I don't even like the Rolling stones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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