Monkeys Fist 43077 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 That would've been too easy For those who haven't guessed, it's a double dildo pogo stick...... ..... obviously. Given the kind of balance, coordination and sheer determination you'd need to get off with one of these, not to mention a willing partner with similar qualities, I can't imagine the market for these is huge Still, it's getting put into the search bar on Pornhub, purely for research purposes, naturally. Here's the article http://www.cracked.com/article_17372_18-more-worlds-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43077 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Also, love that Ant's first thought was " Drink!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5299 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43077 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Gemmill currently searching google for a bracket to attach it to his Roomba Edit: there's a mental image I didn't want on a Sunday evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5299 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I don't even know what you'd picture for that...? Is the Roomba a participant or more like a mobile platform for a change of scenery as you fornicate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43077 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I have the theme music from Magic Roundabout in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5299 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 (edited) Hahaha EDIT - I mean That's the first time I've actually seen something funny enough to warrant that smiley. Edited March 23, 2014 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Has the clock gone mental again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43077 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 It has on mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11545 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Yeah, an hour ahead here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43077 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Yeah, an hour ahead here.Have we won? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11545 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Have we won? I'll get back to you on that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 fixed it permanently That may be a problem come Sunday morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 What is the haitchin hour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 01:01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Yep, it's working.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15723 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 "Best not bet quite as much on Eurovision this year", I told myself a while back. So much for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3974 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Just got a letter from Lloyds getting £9039 back on PPI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10971 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Just got a letter from Lloyds getting £9039 back on PPI. Nice. Did you chase them, or is this a nice wee surprise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3974 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Nice. Did you chase them, or is this a nice wee surprise? I chased but direct no claim company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10971 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I chased but direct no claim company. Congrats anyway You going to be responsible or interesting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3974 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Congrats anyway You going to be responsible or interesting? Responsible, re wire house, new kitchen, new bathroom and house on market see if we can upgrade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Just got a letter from Lloyds getting £9039 back on PPI. Nice one Mr Gloves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10971 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Responsible, re wire house, new kitchen, new bathroom and house on market see if we can upgrade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3974 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 i did the same got 2300, take it yours was against a big loan or mortgage for that kind money though! No it just covered loans and CC's going back to 1989. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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