hostile_statue 0 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Well, it is God's own country so I suppose he's gonna fuck whoever he wants over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobamorisRevenge 0 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Best line I used today: `stuck your fingers in any good dykes recently?` I was ofcourse talking to a dutch person! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 And I thought for a moment you'd said that to a lesbian. Oh, what larks we are going to have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hostile_statue 0 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 This is like when John met Paul! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5295 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 We currently have 83 guests viewing the forum. Whenever the number is that high it makes me wonder if something relevant to Newcastle has just happened (i.e. we've just lost to Sunderland etc). I wondered if we'd managed to sign someone or something, but I can't see any evidence for this. That being the case, what could they possibly be here for? And why am I so curious about everything?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5295 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 According to twitter Cabaye will go to PSG if we sign Cabela... Nevermind, that'll be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 We currently have 83 guests viewing the forum. Whenever the number is that high it makes me wonder if something relevant to Newcastle has just happened (i.e. we've just lost to Sunderland etc). I wondered if we'd managed to sign someone or something, but I can't see any evidence for this. That being the case, what could they possibly be here for? And why am I so curious about everything?! You really are nosey, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5295 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 I can't help it!! I have an irrational need to know what's going on at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 I can't help it!! I have an irrational need to know what's going on at all times.By the sound of it, my neighbour's boyfriend has forgotten the lube. There you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5295 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 By the sound of it, my neighbour's boyfriend has forgotten the lube. There you go. ... Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 I can't help it!! I have an irrational need to know what's going on at all times. Are you a woman? And thanks for that MF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 My 4-yr-old (who has literally never drawn me a picture in his life) has just asked me if he can "draw the laptop" before he went to bed tonight. I don't know if that makes him a genius or a mentalist. He's taken the pic to bed with him but I'll post it when he's asleep - it's class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5295 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Are you a woman? And thanks for that MF Thanks for that, it'll do my forum cred wonders... I think I have mild OCD tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 My pleasure Cath, also sounds like he has no manners- I was always told pink before brown, but sounds like he's gone for the kill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Thanks for that, it'll do my forum cred wonders... I think I have mild CDO bht. Alphabetise! Ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Jimbo moved to Texas didn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Jimbo moved to Texas didn't he? He did indeed. Facebook tells me he was watching the Man U in his man-cave about an hour ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 CT's new laptop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 You wearing my hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 That's my hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 My pleasure Cath, also sounds like he has no manners- I was always told pink before brown, but sounds like he's gone for the kill Hope he doesn't wipe his knob on the curtains. How to make her scream twice and all that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Hope he doesn't wipe his knob on the curtains. How to make her scream twice and all that.... Wahey! ( I love that the text for that smiley is 'rimshot' ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 An Oirish friend has just posted this status on her FB "The moon looks like a potato tonight. .. Have a look!" I seriously hope she's pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 She's not - it really does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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