The Fish 10543 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Who is this Saxon chap you're addressing? Nibbs Carter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41503 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Tell him Biff Byford says he's a cernt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32095 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Some good quips and one liners in this thread as well as Stevie's amazing selfie. I reckon Stevie could get his phone out, select 'camera', point it in a random direction, take a pic and he'd find a mirror conveniently placed to show some part of himself. It's a gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Some good quips and one liners in this thread as well as Stevie's amazing selfie. I reckon Stevie could get his phone out, select 'camera', point it in a random direction, take a pic and he'd find a mirror conveniently placed to show some part of himself. It's a gift. Oz would have my life. CT I didn't realise you were down to 11-11, good effort that to say the least. There's no way I'd ever go down to that like, I'd look like a rent boy and people would be buying me cups of bovril and asking me if I have any big issues to sell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32095 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Never mind Oz, what would J69 say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Never mind Oz, what would J69 say? Something in a mackem accent no doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4530 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 (edited) Is there a modern solution to having loads of these stupid Tassimo packets taking up cupboard space! Edited December 4, 2013 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4530 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Anyone seen the video today on Sky News about the diver? Amazing. These divers go looking on a trawler wreck 30 metres below the sea that killed 11 crew members 3 days earlier and a hand grabs one of them!!!! The cook has spent several days in an air pocket. Bet the diver fucking shat himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43165 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Apparently he created the air pocket by removing a load of Tassimos from one of the kitchen cupboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 they found the food he survived on... Basmati riceBaked beansBox chopped toms2 x bags birds eye carrots / sweetcornOnion2 garlic clovesGood shake curry powderLots of salt pepper & chili I flakesSquirt Tom puréeDash Worcester sauceChicken oxo in 400 ml hot water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Is there a modern solution to having loads of these stupid Tassimo packets taking up cupboard space! Aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4530 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Apparently he created the air pocket by removing a load of Tassimos from one of the kitchen cupboards. Fuck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32095 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Apparently he created the air pocket by removing a load of Tassimos from one of the kitchen cupboards. Just as good as your Somalia pirates craic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32095 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 This Tassimo......is he any good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 it's alright stevie not everyone can have calf muscles Must admit they're lacking a bit - get some calf raises done, Stevie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15193 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Is there a modern solution to having loads of these stupid Tassimo packets taking up cupboard space! Get a real coffee machine. (edit: THAT IS NOT ME VOLUNTEERING TO ASSIST YOU IN DOING SO) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Stop buying so many! Why have you got 4 boxes of one type?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15193 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Stop buying so many! Why have you got 4 boxes of one type?? He said a modern solution, not a useful one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 He said a modern solution, not a useful one. Tip them all into a designer carrier bag? And then recycle the cardboard, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4530 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Stop buying so many! Why have you got 4 boxes of one type?? Daughters ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 you can buy small re-usable metal filters for them too, no fancy caffeine drinks then but back down to one tin of coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 BBC breakfast news are broadcasting from a hairdressers opposite the hospital right now. Some poor woman has had to get up at daft o'clock to pretend to get her hair done at 6.20am. Might pop in on my way home and wave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41503 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 BBC breakfast news are broadcasting from a hairdressers opposite the hospital right now. Some poor woman has had to get up at daft o'clock to pretend to get her hair done at 6.20am. Might pop in on my way home and wave Moony at the window!" Here's looking at you kid " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Car on its roof outside the hospital. Got summoned to A&E for a trauma call so left late. They'll have reporters right on the scene though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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