Meenzer 15789 Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Toontastic's Most Wanted has been to see Rod Stewart tonight. I await your jealous responses. "The rhythm of my heart is beating like a drum.... best check the pacemaker battery." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14149 Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Toontastic's Most Wanted has been to see Rod Stewart tonight. I await your jealous responses. How many songs did he murder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15789 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I think my head just exploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46558 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 How many songs did he murder? All of them. If by murder you mean TOTALLY NAILED THEM AND MADE THEM HIS OWN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46558 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Finally sold the flat in North Shields today. Just the 7 months after we moved out, courtesy of the dipshit freeholder. What a fucking pain in the legal tits that has been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 That sounds like a nightmare! Have you been paying 2 mortgages since then?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46558 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Yeah, extended the term to the maximum on the flat, so it was only about 2/3 of what it had been, but council tax, gas and electric and buildings insurance too. Plus solicitor's fees to fix it. Massive relief to get shot of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Me mam's knitted me a Christmas jumper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Get in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43322 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11019 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Yeah, extended the term to the maximum on the flat, so it was only about 2/3 of what it had been, but council tax, gas and electric and buildings insurance too. Plus solicitor's fees to fix it. Massive relief to get shot of it. Well, now that you're flush, are you going to buy a stained-glass window? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22159 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Once a double glazing salesman, always a double glazing salesman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sonatine 11639 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 BBC acts to stop Danny Dyer films01-10-13 THE BBC has won public support for its move to stop poor quality gangster films by casting Danny Dyer in EastEnders. The production of over a dozen straight-to-DVD feature films including Hard As Nails, Lapdance Boss II and Propah has since been halted. A BBC spokesman said: “By giving Dyer work four nights’ work a week, we cut the risk of him appearing elsewhere to almost zero. “Anyone renting a film from Blockbuster will now enjoy a much shorter wheat-from-chaff sorting process.” The BBC confirmed that it had received funding from the same government trust which financed the moves to Hollywood of Vinny Jones and Martine McCutcheon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4431 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Got a call from a recruiter the other day about a job which sounded interesting so told him I'd apply - its an American bank and sometimes these places have their own online application submission process which you have to complete even if you're going through an agency. I just filled it in and there was a great section about links to US governmental agencies and whether you're either a convicted fraudster or terrorist but anyhow I also saw the form the agency had sent my CV in and their version is absolutely brilliant - much better than the "source" and it sells me really well so I've saved a copy which I'm going to use from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34143 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Good luck! P.S. At the bottom of your cv, where it says 'references', put 'available on request'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34143 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15789 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Mia Farrow: Son With Allen 'Possibly' Sinatra's Actress Mia Farrow has admitted that her biological son with Woody Allen could "possibly" have been fathered by her former husband Frank Sinatra. Aye... possibly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34143 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11019 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Aye... possibly I don't see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaMoUsE 0 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Anyone living down the coast here that plane fly over 20 minutes ago? Sounded insanely load for about 40 seconds, im guessing it was a hercules or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22159 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Anyone living down the coast here that plane fly over 20 minutes ago? Sounded insanely load for about 40 seconds, im guessing it was a hercules or something Aye, did as it happens. Sounded like it was going to crash land in the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 This is quite incredible: http://gizmodo.com/any-animal-that-touches-this-lethal-lake-turns-to-stone-1436606506 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Got a call from a recruiter the other day about a job which sounded interesting so told him I'd apply - its an American bank and sometimes these places have their own online application submission process which you have to complete even if you're going through an agency. I applied for and got funding from Microsoft at work a few years back and there was a whole section on whether I had purposely or inadvertently ever funded terrorists. I'm actually up doing an application form for a job now. Getting distracted by here and Twitter so not going well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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