Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Haha. I was in your local last neet, me radge mate pulled us upstairs to play fuckin bingo and he only won £120. Anyway there was a lass in there who looked like this, i couldn't believe it. http://cdn2.independent.ie/migration_catalog/article28807424.ece/ALTERNATES/h342/rachel-wyse Buffs? Never get in there now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17274 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Were you the kid off the tudor advert? Tony Manual. Worked with my sister. He's probably 46-47 now. Not seen him in over 20 years. Great lad. Didnt know he was Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 aldridge prior the hopeless liar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Didier Digard the witless retard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Peregrine Buckwhitt, the … … daft lad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/metro-memorabilia-just-ticket-6079116 whu.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Clearly not mental at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 All bloody day Oh as an aside, you remember I said I worked with a Walkter Mitty? Well today he decided to sleaze on to a girl who works for a company we deal with a lot. Every phonecall he used a different language to say hello in. He seeme surprised she didn't speak German, was apologetic that his Russian was a little rusty, however his opening gambit of French set the bar for the day as he said "Au revoir madamoiselle". I cracked up and have been speaking to him like Boycie all day. Mange Tout Rodney, Mange Tout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33232 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Sometimes I'm glad I don't work in an office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 I'd hate it. I'm intolerant of fuckwits as it is, but if I was stuck with them every day I'd go mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33232 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 I'd hate it. I'm intolerant of fuckwits as it is, but if I was stuck with them every day I'd go mad.Bit harsh on Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Bit harsh on Fish. I only see him once in a while so it's not too bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Nit sure. But think I've been banned from NO. Not sure what for. If anyone that posts there can tell me I'd love to know. Was it suggesting we could finish above Swansea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Had on, I'll find out for you...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Cheers. Don't want it revoked or owt. Just interested to know. May have been a particularly offensive stat that did for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Nope, you're still there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Cheers. Don't want it revoked or owt. Just interested to know. May have been a particularly offensive stat that did for me. "And this chart shows the correlation between NO post count and persistent virginity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Nope, you're still there Cheers, can get in now. Was temporarily being told I was banned and must be a kid from singapore with poor football knowledge. Must have been a problem at my end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Margarine. Have you ever considered its use? Do we spread it on because we like it or simply because it glues everything in place and stops stuff falling out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 "And this chart shows the correlation between NO post count and persistent virginity." If only I had been so controversial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Margarine. Have you ever considered its use? Do we spread it on because we like it or simply because it glues everything in place and stops stuff falling out. Assuming we can spread (arf!) the definition to all butter substitutes, then mostly the latter, to be honest. When him indoors is on a health kick I'll tend to swap it out for ultra mega thuper light "mayonnaise" (i.e. nothing of the sort, but it looks a bit like mayonnaise and makes bread less dry) and save an easy 50 calories per sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Assuming we can spread (arf!) the definition to all butter substitutes, then mostly the latter, to be honest. When him indoors is on a health kick I'll tend to swap it out for ultra mega thuper light "mayonnaise" (i.e. nothing of the sort, but it looks a bit like mayonnaise and makes bread less dry) and save an easy 50 calories per sandwich. Good idea. I was thinking of using a dairy light triangle as glue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Good idea. I was thinking of using a dairy light triangle as glue. If you are going ultra hardcore use the liquid from low fat cottage cheese. Or just water from the tap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Use glue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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