The Fish 10543 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 She's a morning showerer as well the filthy bint. As opposed to a what? What kind of vermin goes to work before showering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13671 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) If I head beautiful, heaving breasts like those, I'd soap them up every morning too. As a hot blooded male, I'm very fond of Ms. Flanagan but I don't think my wife of 40 years would approve! - B. Twat - Hertfordshire Edited September 10, 2013 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 I truly don't understand anyone who can go to work without having a shower first. I am the least vain person in the world but I will absolutely not go to work without washing my hair. I may not wear a scrap of make-up on but I will have clean hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 You can't go to bed after a full day at work without having a shower first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 You can't go to bed after a full day at work without having a shower first. True, but how does that stop you having a shower in the morning too? Does it make you hair unmanageable or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 So we're all showering twice a fucking day now, is that it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13671 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 So we're all showering twice a fucking day now, is that it? I'm with you tbh, I'll shower when I want. Though, if you want to jump in together to save water, I'm all for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15193 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Why risk diluting the Bulleit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20599 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Showering in the morning would entail me getting up at 6 am. If my wife did too it would be nearer 5 am (hair thing). Fuck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41495 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 How long do you spend in the shower like? It's an extra 5 minutes at best. I bet you're a sitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 So we're all showering twice a fucking day now, is that it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4522 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 A good once a week wash down is all you need. Just like kids need a few ailments to build up resistance, too much cleanliness must be bad for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20599 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 How long do you spend in the shower like? It's an extra 5 minutes at best. I bet you're a sitter. My shower's shit like, need to run it 5 mins before I get in. But I'd much rather wash after a day at work personally. Do you sweat in bed or something? We've already established standers are developmentally retarded and filthy buttered cheeked freaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32079 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 A good once a week wash down is all you need. Just like kids need a few ailments to build up resistance, too much cleanliness must be bad for you. CT just casting off his line with bait. Now he justs waits for a bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41495 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41495 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 My shower's shit like, need to run it 5 mins before I get in. But I'd much rather wash after a day at work personally. Do you sweat in bed or something? We've already established standers are developmentally retarded and filthy buttered cheeked freaks. I also shower when I come in from work. Need to clean out the bum butter , innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32079 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Having a shower BEFORE you go to work? I do that. About 12 hours before work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 (edited) Shower in the morning, Whore's bath at lunchtime. Soak in your own filth for an hour when you get home, Quick rinse off before you got to bed so you don't dirty the bed sheets. Anyone unhappy with that? Edited September 11, 2013 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32079 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Shower in the morning, Whore's bath at lunchtime. Soak in your own filth for an hour when you get home, Quick rinse off before you got to bed so you don't dirty the bed sheets. Anyone unhappy with that? You were lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41495 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Having a shower BEFORE you go to work? I do that. About 12 hours before work. PVC sheets man, sweat like CT in a kebab queue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16714 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 (edited) As opposed to a what? What kind of vermin goes to work before showering? I truly don't understand anyone who can go to work without having a shower first. I am the least vain person in the world but I will absolutely not go to work without washing my hair. I may not wear a scrap of make-up on but I will have clean hair! Try working in construction or heavy engineering and not showering when you finish work. And once you're clean then, are you really going to have another shower less than 12 hours later before clocking on for another shift in what is quite often a shit tip?.. Edited September 11, 2013 by PaddockLad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43159 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Dirty dirty bastards getting up out of bed and putting their clothes on for the day. Dirty dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16714 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Genuine wealth creators who keep things fresh with the minimum of fuss. Especilly after the usual gallon of beer the night before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 It just depends on your job. No-one digging roads or working in a hot kitchen is going to bother with a shower before work. No-one sitting on their lazy arse at a computer all day drinking coffee is going to get suited up in a clean pressed shirt without a shower first. I'm sure no-one is dirty. Except CT, the one wash a week abhorrent tramp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4281 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I can understand post work showers but the idea that another one the next morning is somehow hard work is mental - sounds like a return to the tin bath filled from kettles era. As for trying to claim you're still fresh and clean after a night in bed - what about this summer's sweaty nights? What about sex/wanking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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