catmag 336 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32079 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 No nurse! I said 'prick his boil!' Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32079 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 wait so you lads didn't get the pm's then? must've just been me i guess No PM's for me I'm afraid, just some phone number, an address and a request to play a 'naughty patient'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 No PM's for me I'm afraid, just some phone number, an address and a request to play a 'naughty patient'. You do know what my job entails, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32079 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Sitting around talking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Sitting around talking? Gassing is part of it, aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4522 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 This is crying out for a re- make with a certain nurse in her mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41495 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 J69? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 That *is* J69. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41495 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 No wonder he's a miserablist, those heels must knack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3739 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 (edited) Nurses are evil and sadistic they have to be just to get by, all the compassion gets knocked out of them by the constant stream of whining sick people. When I was in military hospital nurses. Confiscated my wheelchair. Hid my bed. confiscated one of the lads prosthetic legs. convinced one lad to walk round with a face lathered in sudocrem put laxatives in the tea... Edited September 6, 2013 by Kevin Carr's Gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6884 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 How the fuck am I a miserabilist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41495 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 How the fuck am I a miserabilist? Cheer up man, I was joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21546 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Cheer up man, I was joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41495 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 This chap has a few issues ..... http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/3488984?utm_hp_ref=tw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 It's totally fucking up my OCD that the One Show has started at 18.58 for the last two days and not dead on 7pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41495 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 I left a spoon in the fork section of the drawer. . and I have intention of putting it right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 You see it's exactly that kind of stuff that pisses me off. It's no wonder I'm single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4522 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 My wife kicks off if I don't put the knives, forks and spoons in separate compartments in the dishwasher!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41495 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 You see it's exactly that kind of stuff that pisses me off. It's no wonder I'm single I'm forever turning the kettle round, putting pictures upside down and shit, purely to make Mrs. F's teeth itch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15193 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 We don't even have a cutlery drawer. Anarchy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Cutlery? Luxury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41495 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 We don't even have a cutlery drawer. Anarchy! That's you straight off Catmag's Christmas list ( a ruled line in red ink, must be red ink ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4522 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Can't believe I waited til tonight, when Im home alone to watch a zombie film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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