ewerk 29747 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Not to mention the tragedy that is Tim Burgess' haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I saw Tim Burgess supporting Stereophonics in Newcastle and he was decent, had a few charlatan's records as a kid too. What is it with indie band drummer deaths? Phonics, Feeder, Charlatans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32065 Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Had to suffer the most boring bastard I've encountered for a long, long time this afternoon in a bar whilst waiting to go to the airport. He was a 50 year old tit and a West Brom fan, so shit was his patter that we had to leave early just to get away from him. (After only twenty minutes of him never shutting up he was asking for facebook info despite never having set eyes on the knob till then). After we'd escaped to the airport we ended up cracking on with a 94 year old former navigator of a Lancaster bomber called Albert who was by himself in a wheelchair, (He showed us a pic with his mates standing underneath the Lanc and it was him alright). Albert was also a West Brom fan by coincidence and was as interesting and funny as the former tit was uninteresting and unfunny. Albert said the biggest game of the season for him and the Baggies was when they used to play Newcastle United on a boxing day but he said 'your lot sometimes used to spoil it a bit'. I asked him what he meant and he said the fans that came down sometimes caused a bit of trouble as they were such heavy drinkers. I then asked him when this was and he said before the war in the late thirties! His craic was spot on, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41485 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1425484 Looks like I got away with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15192 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Love owt like this. http://www.spectator.co.uk/features/8995261/gibraltar-isnt-the-worlds-weirdest-border/?fb_action_ids=10152467392545616&fb_action_types=og.likes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Ruud Wanck's promoted! http://m.campaignlive.co.uk/article/1194483/ruud-wanck-promoted-group-m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Albert was also a West Brom fan by coincidence and was as interesting and funny as the former tit was uninteresting and unfunny. Albert said the biggest game of the season for him and the Baggies was when they used to play Newcastle United on a boxing day but he said 'your lot sometimes used to spoil it a bit'. I asked him what he meant and he said the fans that came down sometimes caused a bit of trouble as they were such heavy drinkers. I then asked him when this was and he said before the war in the late thirties! His craic was spot on, mind. geordie aggro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16711 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Appropro of absoloutely nothing other than being bored shitless with two hours to got of the second of my three twelve hour shifts this weekend, I'd just like to point out that Mo Farah is fuckin shite. Or, to be fair to the bloke, he's running in an abysmal era for long distance track running. His winning time in the 10k the other day was 27-21, a minute and four seconds slower than Kenenisa Bekele's world record, and would have only broken the world record in 1978. Similarly, his 5k time of 13-26 was one minute and 29 seconds slower than the time recorded by that man Bekele again, and 26 seconds behind David fuckin Moorcroft's 13-00 dead UK record, set in 1982. So there you go, Mo Farah: he's fuckin shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4522 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Took the mother of a bride to her daughters wedding only to have to take her home again to get her teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41485 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Appropro of absoloutely nothing other than being bored shitless with two hours to got of the second of my three twelve hour shifts this weekend, I'd just like to point out that Mo Farah is fuckin shite. Or, to be fair to the bloke, he's running in an abysmal era for long distance track running. His winning time in the 10k the other day was 27-21, a minute and four seconds slower than Kenenisa Bekele's world record, and would have only broken the world record in 1978. Similarly, his 5k time of 13-26 was one minute and 29 seconds slower than the time recorded by that man Bekele again, and 26 seconds behind David fuckin Moorcroft's 13-00 dead UK record, set in 1982. So there you go, Mo Farah: he's fuckin shite Slo Mo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41485 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Took the mother of a bride to her daughters wedding only to have to take her home again to get her teeth, but not before I got a Gummy Blow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41485 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Cbeebies- get it on now. The Hoff is going to read the Bedtime Story. I sooo hope he's mullered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20590 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Cbeebies- get it on now. The Hoff is going to read the Bedtime Story. I sooo hope he's mullered What the fuck is Robert Webb doing narrating the Winnie the Pooh books? Would you trust your kid with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41485 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 No. No I wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41485 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 In Leeds, nipped out for my lunch , saw this trampy looking old bloke shuffling along, looked like he'd just walked out of the homeless shelter. Howard Marks. Fuck me , he looks rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15192 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 One for Parky among others... http://www.thegermanquiz.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 One for Parky among others... http://www.thegermanquiz.com/ Yeah they still don't understand that talking shit is just a laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15192 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv/9074926/Taskers-Americas-Cup-live-stream-gaffe http://nz.sports.yahoo.com/news/article/-/18605587/americas-cup-commentator-says-statement-was-misconstrued/ The "Jewish woman" is a friend of mine. She's utterly bemused by it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15192 Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 The final touches being added to the structure of the new World Trade Centre. Mildly vertigo-inducing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Good gawd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 The cousins birthday today and he's skint and a heavy smoker so I thought I'll get him 60 tabs. It's only two years since I chucked it, £24.75 for 60 tabs, I couldn't believe it. What a liberty, pleased I chucked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21540 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 The cousins birthday today and he's skint and a heavy smoker so I thought I'll get him 60 tabs. It's only two years since I chucked it, £24.75 for 60 tabs, I couldn't believe it. What a liberty, pleased I chucked it. same. i think we were on the verge of quitting at a similar time if my memory serves. i'm a year without smoking anything. feel loads better for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 lad in work chucked his a few years back as well, says he's saving hundreds a month like now he's stopped. I'd say he was on maybe 10 or more a day going by the amount he would go out for a smoke break, we've a student in here who does the same fuck knows how he affords it if that's the kind of cost. If I was smoking 30 a day like I used to now, work it out, £12.50 a day, £87.50 a week, £350 every four weeks,£3500 every forty weeks, over four grand a year for a habit. Unbelievable. Wish I never started smoking years ago tbh, has literally not one benefit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Lunatics man! I've been watching the price creep up for years it - it can't be too far off a pint these days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41485 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Pleased to say I chucked them earlier this year, feel 100% better for it already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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