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Veronica Campbell Brown as well, so a couple from the Jamaican side of things, Bolt and Blake will have no competition now with Gay and Powell prob getting two year suspensions :lol:

 

Blake has just withdrawn with a hamstring injury. Curiouser and curiouser.

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Wife this morning while I'm enjoying the sun in the back on my day off;

 

Wife: "We need to take some stuff back to Asda then Silverlink"

 

Me: "(sigh) Alright then."

 

We finish taking some kids stuff back to asda then....

 

Wife: "That bag there is for Matalan." (in Killingworth).

 

Me: "You never said Matalan."

 

Wife: "Well it needs to go back today."

 

Me: "(sigh) Alright then."

 

We then pull up to River Island in the Silverlink, I grab two bags out the boot.......

 

Wife: "No! Just the red bag!"

 

Me: "What?"

 

Wife: "The black bag is to go back to 'New look'"

 

Me:

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Wife: "What's wrong......blah, blah......(twenty minutes later).........blah blah......."

 

Me:

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"Honestly, I don't mind going to these shops and dropping them all off, it's nee bother."

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Walking back from a school disco with my 8 year old daughter;

 

Me: "Who's that you've just waved to?"

 

Nicole: "Nicole such and such."

 

Me: "Is she in your class or the next one?"

 

Nicole: "Mine."

 

Me: "I don't recognise her or her Mam."

 

Nicole: "What's your name?"

 

Me: "David."

 

Nicole: "What's this? (pointing to her nose)."

 

Me: "A nose."

 

Nicole: "What's in your hands?"

 

I turn my hands over.

 

Me: "Nothing."

 

Nicole: "David knows nothing."

 

:lol:

 

Cheeky little git! :D

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A few of us talking at work yesterday and somehow got on about the thriving parrot scene in London that came about from escaped birds or however .

 

One of the youths chipped in that his dad loved parrots and had recently bought one . This lad wasn't happy with it as it 'never fucking shuts up'

 

Hoping to learn of it's stock phrases I asked him 'oh aye, what's it's vocab like then , is it a bit blue is it ?'

 

Without a hint of irony he replied 'Nar, it's green'

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- Mackem Knobhead 09:08
Because talking about penalties is as weird as asking the teenager from your local bookies if her lips are sore because she's been giving too many blow jobs?

 

What are you on about you stupid cunt? Why would you make that up? Put the link up or shut up you boring bastard.

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Stevie, I locked that thread for a reason. Take it to PM or to another forum.

That's fair enough, but you can't go round make foundationless derogatory remarks like he did, and expect to get away with it. The kid is a faceless product of the internet.

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You are literally a year shy of being old enough to be her dad

 

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There's a picture of my face on twitter btw. A big one, right at the top of my profile :lol:

That lass is 23 you idiot. Anyway my point you're a bellend, Wacky mentioned it 6 years ago and I thought everyone gets on the kids case for nowt, but it's what you are. I'd say it to your face any time you like.

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