Christmas Tree 4821 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Amazing how many people walk up and down the street stopping for social interactions with other humans while carrying little plastic bags of dog poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Veronica Campbell Brown as well, so a couple from the Jamaican side of things, Bolt and Blake will have no competition now with Gay and Powell prob getting two year suspensions Blake has just withdrawn with a hamstring injury. Curiouser and curiouser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Just had avert interesting 30 minute taxi ride with a Muslim. The conversation started with his Ramadan routine and ended with Gemmils fasting diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 All on drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Muslims? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Da sprinters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Blake has just withdrawn with a hamstring injury. Curiouser and curiouser. He's been out with that injury for a while, hasn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33836 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Wife this morning while I'm enjoying the sun in the back on my day off; Wife: "We need to take some stuff back to Asda then Silverlink" Me: "(sigh) Alright then." We finish taking some kids stuff back to asda then.... Wife: "That bag there is for Matalan." (in Killingworth). Me: "You never said Matalan." Wife: "Well it needs to go back today." Me: "(sigh) Alright then." We then pull up to River Island in the Silverlink, I grab two bags out the boot....... Wife: "No! Just the red bag!" Me: "What?" Wife: "The black bag is to go back to 'New look'" Me: Wife: "What's wrong......blah, blah......(twenty minutes later).........blah blah......." Me: "Honestly, I don't mind going to these shops and dropping them all off, it's nee bother." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33836 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Walking back from a school disco with my 8 year old daughter; Me: "Who's that you've just waved to?" Nicole: "Nicole such and such." Me: "Is she in your class or the next one?" Nicole: "Mine." Me: "I don't recognise her or her Mam." Nicole: "What's your name?" Me: "David." Nicole: "What's this? (pointing to her nose)." Me: "A nose." Nicole: "What's in your hands?" I turn my hands over. Me: "Nothing." Nicole: "David knows nothing." Cheeky little git! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 33836 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6EaoPMANQM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 A few of us talking at work yesterday and somehow got on about the thriving parrot scene in London that came about from escaped birds or however . One of the youths chipped in that his dad loved parrots and had recently bought one . This lad wasn't happy with it as it 'never fucking shuts up' Hoping to learn of it's stock phrases I asked him 'oh aye, what's it's vocab like then , is it a bit blue is it ?' Without a hint of irony he replied 'Nar, it's green' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Today is the day I hate all teachers. Jammy bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 They've already been off for three weeks over here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33836 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Today is the day I hate all teachers. Jammy bastards. I'm kind of encouraging my two that being a teacher would be great for them when they get older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 - Mackem Knobhead 09:08 Because talking about penalties is as weird as asking the teenager from your local bookies if her lips are sore because she's been giving too many blow jobs? What are you on about you stupid cunt? Why would you make that up? Put the link up or shut up you boring bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Stevie, I locked that thread for a reason. Take it to PM or to another forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Stevie, I locked that thread for a reason. Take it to PM or to another forum. That's fair enough, but you can't go round make foundationless derogatory remarks like he did, and expect to get away with it. The kid is a faceless product of the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 (edited) You are literally a year shy of being old enough to be her dad There's a picture of my face on twitter btw. A big one, right at the top of my profile Edited July 19, 2013 by TheRollingStones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Take it to PM or you're both in the creche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 You are literally a year shy of being old enough to be her dad There's a picture of my face on twitter btw. A big one, right at the top of my profile That lass is 23 you idiot. Anyway my point you're a bellend, Wacky mentioned it 6 years ago and I thought everyone gets on the kids case for nowt, but it's what you are. I'd say it to your face any time you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Im fine with just reading it on here thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 It's rained quite a lot overnight. That really fine rain that soaks you through... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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