Renton 21941 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 He's on long term sick leave from this place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4786 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Just been through one of those £1.99 car washes. It was great and did a really good job. Usually I go to one of those hand job places and support our local immigrant community but at £1.99 it's hard to say no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21941 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 How much do you usually pay an immigrant for a hand job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22116 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 He actually said hand job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 He actually said hand job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 A (car wash!) place near my parents' home used to boast "we give the best hand jobs in Nottingham". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4786 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 A (car wash!) place near my parents' home used to boast "we give the best hand jobs in Nottingham". As is the advertising slogan is Shields and Gateshead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Does anyone know of a decent online retailer for things like sound cards? First thoughts are dabs and ebuyer, but no idea if they are actually any good or just a rip-off. I need a cheap sound card having upgraded from Vista to 7 and my onboard sound is screwed (plays music and backing to videos, but no singing our speaking at all, comes out as a sort of quiet washed out metallic noise instead). Tried various different drivers for it, bios is up to date, tried new chipset drivers but no change at all, so think it's just going to be easier to buy a cheap sound card that will work with 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10947 Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Seinfeld Mother Fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun 0 Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Why always me? http://www.newcastle...opic=76483.4975 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun 0 Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 I remember Sewelly wanking over Adam Hammill as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13986 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 This is going to sound a bit daft but does anyone have a picnic basket I can buy for cheap? Also, what the fuck do you take on picnics? Absinthe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15690 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 This is going to sound a bit daft but does anyone have a picnic basket I can buy for cheap? Also, what the fuck do you take on picnics? Absinthe? M&S Food edamame bean salads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4786 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 This is going to sound a bit daft but does anyone have a picnic basket I can buy for cheap? Also, what the fuck do you take on picnics? Absinthe? Cheese sarnies Apples Crisps Pork pies Sausage rolls Mr Kiplings cake Alcohol / Pop Condoms Camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13986 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 M&S Food edamame bean salads Bean salad? I've no time for your euphemisms, Martin. Well I've got a month to plan it but I mean business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 A picnic in March? I hope you're not in England Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13986 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Cheese sarnies Apples Crisps Pork pies Sausage rolls Mr Kiplings cake Alcohol / Pop Condoms Camera From that, I'll take the pop. We're in our early 20s, like food and probably won't be picking a shopping list that can be done at Greggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4786 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 From that, I'll take the pop. We're in our early 20s, like food and probably won't be picking a shopping list that can be done at Greggs. My last picnic was in Regents park with a carrier bag full of goodies from Harrods food court, dont you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13986 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 A picnic in March? I hope you're not in England What's the world coming to when a young couple will be having a silly late Valentines day because one of them is away for a month and you ask for help from a community to get mockery, euphemisms and a shopping list that's a one way ticket to heart disease? I'll buy loads of M&S Food like. Not from M&S though, I'm not made of money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13986 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 My last picnic was in Regents park with a carrier bag full of goodies from Harrods food court, dont you know. If I wafted a steak bake in her face on this, I'd get no bean salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10947 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Bottles of Champagne will be cheap at the moment and probably cheaper after the 14th. Get a mix of crudités, maybe a baton with some pâté or maybe some soft cheese? Dunno why, but when I have a picnic, I come over very Francophilic.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13986 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 So, cheese sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13986 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Ta everyone. I'll probably go easy on the champagne but getting a load of salads and keeping it healthy(ish) will be the way to go. Picnic baskets are obscenely expensive for a big baal of wicker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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