Brock Manson 0 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 http://www.courierma...o-1226547587921 This lass served me and the guys up some all-you-can-eat wings when we last went to Hooters in 2011 and looked like she was made of the same material as Fist's fleshlight. There's even a photo of us on facebook with her. Masters Law Degree with distinction for fuck sake. Just goes to show you can never judge a book by its cover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15190 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2256227/Convicted-killer-Phillip-Westwater-known-Black-Dog-Strangler-run-escaping-secure-mental-hospital-asking-use-toilet.html So there we go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 http://www.itv.com/news/tyne-tees/story/2013-01-07/baby-born-on-bathroom-floor/ Classy name there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15190 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 http://www.itv.com/n...bathroom-floor/ Classy name there. Quite inventive I thought. They could have gone with Grout or Pedestal Mat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41476 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Could've been a lot worse. " Our Pube, ya tea's ready!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Could've been a lot worse. " Our Pube, ya tea's ready!" Only if it was a boy's bathroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41476 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 You're kidding me woman! The amount of plucking, tweezing, shaving, trimming and general depilatory nonsense you laydeez get up to in our bathrooms .... it's like a barbers floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4510 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 New year new ideas! Decided to give online grocery shopping a go. The idea being that less chance of chucking crap in the trolley. Mainly just the weekly household and cupboard essentials there by allowing a bit more daily freedom with menu choice rather than 7 days of meals in. Meant to be coming between 8-10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43115 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 The only issue with online shopping is that some of them use it as an excuse to get rid of the stuff that's going off either that day or the day after. Or when they don't have what you want they'll come up with a substitution that doesn't fit the bill. In the case of the latter, you can tell them you don't want it and you won't get charged and in the case of the former if you ring and complain they'll refund you. But either way you have to go back to the shops to get what you originally wanted which kind of defeats the purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43115 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I'm sure it works great if you don't order anything fresh and just want a load of frozen rubbish, but I'm assuming that's not what you're doing. At least not until February. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4510 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 We buy virtually no Frozen stuff. All I can think of is the multi bags of Birds Eye frozen veg which are great for popping in the microwave. And fish fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15190 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Tbf, frozen and tinned stuff is exactly what I use online shopping for, once every 2-3 months. Tinned tuna, tomatoes, "extra light" "mayo", frozen veg and chicken and mince, bottled fizzy water, all the stuff you can't be arsed to carry back from the shops, en masse. Then shop locally for the fresh stuff as and when. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29729 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I'm sure it works great if you don't order anything fresh and just want a load of frozen rubbish, but I'm assuming that's not what you're doing. At least not until February. I've never ordered any fresh fruit or veg online but the delivery driver has told me that the produce is picked from the stock in back that hasn't yet even gone on the shelves yet and so is even fresher than the stuff you'll get in store. No idea if it's true or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4510 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Tbf, frozen and tinned stuff is exactly what I use online shopping for, once every 2-3 months. Tinned tuna, tomatoes, "extra light" "mayo", frozen veg and chicken and mince, bottled fizzy water, all the stuff you can't be arsed to carry back from the shops, en masse. Then shop locally for the fresh stuff as and when. That's the general idea and then pop out and get the daily fresh stuff. Sounds great in theory however out lass isn't convinced I will do the daily bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4510 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I've never ordered any fresh fruit or veg online but the delivery driver has told me that the produce is picked from the stock in back that hasn't yet even gone on the shelves yet and so is even fresher than the stuff you'll get in store. No idea if it's true or not. Not sure I believe that driver. Everything out the back is stacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43115 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I've never ordered any fresh fruit or veg online but the delivery driver has told me that the produce is picked from the stock in back that hasn't yet even gone on the shelves yet and so is even fresher than the stuff you'll get in store. No idea if it's true or not. Certainly isn't true in my experience. I'm not saying you always get everything that goes off that day, but you get enough of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4510 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 16 minutes left to ring my bell or there's going to be hell to pay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4510 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 And here he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 16 minutes left to ring my bell or there's going to be hell to pay! Is this a euphemism for something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4510 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Is this a euphemism for something? Ding Dong! Excellent service as it happens. Only a couple of exchanges which were fine and all the sell by dates look decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13662 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Another thrilling CT adventure comes to an end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4510 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Another thrilling CT adventure comes to an end! Tut Tut, this is only the end of the beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I shop online including fruit and veg and it always tends to be under ripe if anything. The use by dates are always decent too and I've never had cause to complain about anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4510 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I shop online including fruit and veg and it always tends to be under ripe if anything. The use by dates are always decent too and I've never had cause to complain about anything. Only my first time and all that but it beggars the question why people, particularly with families, feel the need to battle the crowds in the aisles once a week. As I understand it next week I just press one button and it brings up my shopping list for me to add or detract from. Easy peasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41476 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Miss out on my weekly Milf spotting? Fuck off. (Mind, you go to Asda Boldon, so you're excused). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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