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  On 02/11/2012 at 13:19, Ant said:

Spent 6months collecting plastic cutlery from the canteen, a black bin bag full, then attached them all to everything on someones desk, phones monitors, basically his desk was a sea of white forks/knives/spoons.

 

You have waaaay too much time.

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  On 02/11/2012 at 13:19, Ant said:

Thing's i have so far done in work, i'll dig out pictures later

  • Put Ink in someones headphones
  • Got an idiot to ring back the zoo and ask to speak to Mr Rory Lyons
  • Filled softdrink bottles with water then superglued them top towards the desk, glued his mouse to the desk, his keyboard keys where his keyboard used to be, and his name in 1p coins.
  • Spent 6months collecting plastic cutlery from the canteen, a black bin bag full, then attached them all to everything on someones desk, phones monitors, basically his desk was a sea of white forks/knives/spoons.
  • put 2xDozen pink/purple spokey dokies on the bosses new fancy "bike to work" that he thought made him look cool (all black, black gear etc), put tassles on the end of the handlebars.
  • Girl who got clipped by a car (she was ok), had a road safety wall erected beside her desk and tufty club decorations.
  • chili sweets given to the fella who always comes in to pilfer our xmas chocolates.

(edit in fairness none of these were in retaliation, i'm just a bit of a dick when i get bored)

:lol:

 

I stuck a teeny tiny torn off piece of post-it to the bottom of his laser-mouse. He's been baffled for the past 15 minutes as to why his mouse isn't working. He's rebooted his computer, reattached the mouse cable, called IT. All the while, I'm pissing myself and he's saying that if I don't fix it he's going to get bollocked for not doing his work

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One of the best we done was take a big roll of shrink wrap and wrap top to bottom a lads car. He was a right arse and full of himself. Best part was that it started pissing down and he got soaked trying to undo it.

 

Another canny one was when I worked near Callerton Metro. Got one of the lads and used packing tape to tape him to an office chair and we wheeled him to the Metro platform and left him for a few hours.

 

I got done when i was a yts though, fuckers ripped the soles off my shoes so I had to go home, on the metro/bus at the time, with only shoe tops on my flappy feet :D

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One of those absolutely rare days in my life where I have no one whatsoever around and can do whatever I wish with my free time.

 

Cars in the garage so I cant work.

Little lads at Nursery

Other kids at work

Wife at work.

 

Just me and the dog and ......

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA48IL6bQQU

 

Of course, porns a given.

I could go for a lovely walk with the dog

Read my first book

Watch all the bloke stuff I record but never get chance to watch

 

But....

 

I 'll no doubt spend my morning arguing the the values of Jonas's winning free kicks v Fergusons assists with random males on the internet.

 

My life is sad :lol:

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