LoveTheBobby 1 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 What about on one's barnet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42962 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Due to lack of barnet, my napper has become desensitised. However, I feel like this bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 (edited) Edited November 1, 2012 by LoveTheBobby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42962 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Nurse! More cream please, on the tip thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Nurse! More cream please, on the tip thanks I told you the last time I wouldn't be doing that again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20623 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 WARNING Whilst the above has a refreshing , menthol scent and leaves you tingling, it's not a good idea to use it on your Bell, or Balloon Knot. As my neighbours just heard. Been there done that. In the winters when I am out on the bike I will use Hot Stuff embrocation cream. Was once in a hurry, put the cream on and went downstairs to get some gels etc, ran back upstairs, mate came, ran downstairs said I would be 5mins, back upstairs *shit* not put contact lenses in, lense out of packet, lense in eye ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42962 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I told you the last time I wouldn't be doing that again! You say that every time though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45848 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Been there done that. In the winters when I am out on the bike I will use Hot Stuff embrocation cream. Was once in a hurry, put the cream on and went downstairs to get some gels etc, ran back upstairs, mate came, ran downstairs said I would be 5mins, back upstairs *shit* not put contact lenses in, lense out of packet, lense in eye ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Did that once with chillies. Felt like my eyeball was melting in the socket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35535 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Did that once with chillies. Felt like my eyeball was melting in the socket. I've done that before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20623 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Does anyone have a mental block when writing certain words? Just sat here writing on a post it some stuff I need to get at lunch. Everytime I write milk, I always miss the l out I know its there, I have no worries typing it, but writing it I always write Mik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4844 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 friends, fiends there is a difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42962 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 friends, fiends there is a difference Not to Savile there wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4844 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Not to Savile there wasn't. while we're on it the title of the Saville thread is doing my head in, spelling the name wrong for the sake of a pun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 while we're on it the title of the Saville thread is doing my head in, spelling the name wrong for the sake of a pun... I think you'll find that's the correct spelling http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45848 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I'm not sure that's the wrong spelling. Even the broadsheets are using it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 It's right. I edited the title and I checked first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10953 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 (edited) Did that once with chillies. Felt like my eyeball was melting in the socket. You inspired me to get revenge on work colleague so I smeared a dab of this shit round his mug and on his fags. Edited November 2, 2012 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4844 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I think you'll find that's the correct spelling http://en.wikipedia....ki/Jimmy_Savile right, where are the chillies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10953 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 It went better than I could have planned: the guy takes a swig mid-call, has to abandon the phone call so he can wash out his mouth, then when I'm away from the desk he liberally smears a load on my mug. It's smeared to thickly and I spot it and don't drink. and then he rubs his eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20623 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 It went better than I could have planned: the guy takes a swig mid-call, has to abandon the phone call so he can wash out his mouth, then when I'm away from the desk he liberally smears a load on my mug. It's smeared to thickly and I spot it and don't drink. and then he rubs his eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10953 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 It's become a war of attrition now. Came back from a meeting to find my bag willed with all manner or office supplies. I need a response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Twat him in the neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10953 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Twat him in the neck Perhaps a touch more subtlety and a little less sackable offence, would be better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20623 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Shit in his bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Perhaps a touch more subtlety and a little less sackable offence, would be better? Set his mouse to left handed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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