The Fish 10959 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 "How many calories do you eat for breakfast?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42977 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 (The bird stops pigeons shitting on Nelson's Column.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4790 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 (The bird stops pigeons shitting on Nelson's Column.) Correct! Went for a walk around Trafalgar Square and saw this hawk sitting on the side of the fountain. We thought the poor bugger had lost it's way. It flew around a bit and the settled on a lion. All of a sudden it swooped down over our heads to this little fella who appeared from a van. Had a good chat with him and he has two birds for Trafalgar square. The fat one basically keeps the pigeons just outside the square perimeter. If the Pigeons are being a bit arsey then he gets the leaner, meaner brother out who chases the fuckers off to Soho! He then has to drive after it as it usually catches one and veg's out afterwards. They are fitted with tracking devices. He has to be out early so the tourists don't get to see the bloodshed etc. I can however report that I returned later in the day to find lots of pigeons strutting their stuff. I like to think they just hang out on one of the skyscrapers overlooking the square until they see the van drive off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15697 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19400974 Scary stuff, there must be loads of these kind of situations (in various countries) even now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene_Clark 12 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Birtley to Tynemouth is a long drag by public transport at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4790 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 you'll like it less when you find out it costs 100k a year to fund the anti pigeon hawks , i remember this from a few years back, like 2008/9 Thats probably a lot less than the constant shit clean up I would imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 How the fuck does it cost a hundred grand?! Insurance premium in case it pecks out an American tourist's eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42977 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Inspired by one of our newest members, anyone remember this? I used to be shit scared of the witch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Fucking fucktards Left the gym (team valley) to do to work this morning. Now I time just right so I land at work just in time. Only today when Im going up the hill near the angel (heading south) and Im in the outside land I notice cones appear to my left splitting the two lanes. These fucking cones carried on right past my turn off and the next one at washington services so I had to come off at CLS and double back. No, I didnt see any sign... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Had a good workout today. 5x5x135 kilo bench 3x8x160 kilo squat 2x2x200 deadlift. Pulled my hamstring last deadlift set though, can barely walk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45877 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Off to see Jim Jefferies with the missus tonight. She's gonna fucking hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Off to see Jim Jefferies with the missus tonight. She's gonna fucking hate it. I was supposed to be going to that. Glad that I'm not going now like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42977 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Just seen Bigiramana buying half of Sainsburys in Forest Hall, with his lass and Dad. Titchy. Is he fuck 5'9". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 MF - my mam took the bairn to Souter today and he had a ball. Complete coincidence like as I hadn't mentioned we were going to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42977 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Good stuff. Did they go up the tower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Good stuff. Did they go up the tower? No, I don't think they had time but we're going to go again cos I quite fancied going myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42977 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 You should. There's a decent walk for the little 'un too. Go on the National Trust website to download it , The Souter Saunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45877 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I was supposed to be going to that. Glad that I'm not going now like. You missed a good show, Johnson. Very funny bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 You missed a good show, Johnson. Very funny bloke. Was the missus as horrified as you thought she'd be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45877 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Was the missus as horrified as you thought she'd be? There were bits where the whole room was slightly horrified, but all in all she did alright! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17600 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Mrs PL, in her infinite wisdom, wants me to start carrying one of these, in fact this exact model...does any of you other men-about-town ever rock the man-bag look?... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Animal-Scuff-Satchel-Olive-LU2WA044-08C-O/dp/B008FVPALK/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1346704619&sr=8-10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33724 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Is this this a gentle dig at Mrs PL or a little feeler put out as you're coming around to the idea of one, mate? Seriously, what bloke would walk around with a handbag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17600 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Naa, theres plainly no chance its going to happen.....it wouldve been handy on holiday mind..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I wouldn't normally comment on these but I'd bet 75% of lads on here bust a move daily with one of these . The question is - what do you put in these things ? Your sandwiches ? A security copy of FHM ? One of the directors where I worked daily traversed with a briefcase . Drove to work almost door to door and never 'took work home' etc . All that ever came out of it in the mornings was a fuckin banana . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4790 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) Mrs PL, in her infinite wisdom, wants me to start carrying one of these, in fact this exact model...does any of you other men-about-town ever rock the man-bag look?... http://www.amazon.co...6704619&sr=8-10 Just no Nearly as bad as Happys storage thingybob Edited September 3, 2012 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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