trophyshy 7066 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Whoops! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4501 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Sitting watching a seagul running on the spot on some grass. Now I've always assumed they do this to simulate the sound of rain, which causes the worms, who don't want to drown like the rabbits, to come to the surface and be eaten. Very clever if correct ( not the worms obv) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41454 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Drowning rabbits again CT. Is there something you want to get off your chest ( Moobs aside)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19431 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Worms drown It would take months for a worm to drown man. I read somewhere its almost impossible for a worm to drown actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I like "Monet": Nice from far away, but a mess up close. Or the ever popular, "BOBFOC" On a similar theme, Orwellian - they look 19 from behind, but 84 when they turn around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I prefer the term Kronenburg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10524 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Drowning worms ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29671 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I like "Monet": Nice from far away, but a mess up close. Let no one ever accuse you of being anything less than middle class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10524 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Let no one ever accuse you of being anything less than middle class. I didn't coin the term, you ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I didn't coin the term, you ass Only middle classes say ass, real people say arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10524 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Only middle classes say ass, real people say arse I was meaning he was a donkey, not a bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I was meaning he was a donkey, not a bottom. Wotevahhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43056 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Only the middle class say bottom.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 On code for lasses, when was a very young man in the 90s and working in a supermarket it was etiquette to shout 'Salts' to bring to the attention of all male members of staff that there was a lovely young lady present in store. As in, 'I would go through it like a dose of salts.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41454 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I have used " Invincible" , as in HMS Invincible. Destroyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 My boss and the owner of the business usually write a B or a NB whenever they have a female in for an interview. Bangable or Not Bangable. Fairly professional I think, a pleasant appearance can do wonders for meetings and the like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10524 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Only the middle class say bottom.. Kind of the point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Had no idea you're not allowed to take a mobile phone on an oil rig. I didn't have a mobile till about 99, how did we survive?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41454 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 You going offshore like Stevie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 You going offshore like Stevie? It's an option that's open to me, not that one that I want to exploit tbh and I'm not the only one. I don't want to but my game is drying up big time with the construction industry being fucked at the moment, even my clients keep saying every other day, it won't improve for 2 years. I think a lot of people have no comprehension just how fucked up industry is in this country, this recession or double dip whatever you want to call it is the worst I can remember. Five years ago in my job it was easier than taking apples off a tree, now it's more like Mini Me trying to hurdle Mount Everest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41454 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 What would you go out as, trade-wise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Pays well, offshore. Absolutely gone from planet earth while you work though. Here in norway even the cleaners gets paid like 80 grand + overtime a year.. 2 weeks on, 4 weeks off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10524 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Had no idea you're not allowed to take a mobile phone on an oil rig. I didn't have a mobile till about 99, how did we survive?! Your mam saying "You got 10p for the phone" as you leave the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 What would you go out as, trade-wise? Nothing glitzy, rig storeman, my uncle is a high up on the rig, the pay is absolutely amazing well I think it is, but as someone put it to me you're paid well because they're basically paying for your life every time you're on that rig. 3 on 2 off is the rota, I'd miss my life too much, I'd miss the match, I'd miss a weekend drink and I'd miss my lass, I'd miss everything and known my luck I'd end up in a room with mackems. It's an option if things don't improve though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Your mam saying "You got 10p for the phone" as you leave the house aye. That really was it as well, that was your communication. I think it's 60p now to use a pay phone. When you pulled you always used to say "I'm staying at a mates." haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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