Monkeys Fist 41448 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 monkeysfist in 5...4...3...2... Better late than never. There's a blonde waitress at Shearers with a proper bubble butt. Perfectly nice figure , but an arse you could use as a desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29640 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I used to do trampolining competitively at school. Hold on. WHAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41448 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Came 3rd in the U15 nationals. Filthy but graceful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31937 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I used to do trampolining competitively at school. Had to wear whites, same kit as the blokes wear at Olympic gymnastics. The lasses wore leotards-the combination of fit lasses giving it mid air straddles and my raging teenage hormones meant "trouser control" was a never ending nightmare Thankfully never happened to me , but one lad from another club got a stotter whilst he was sitting on the trampoline waiting to start. ( you had to stand up and salute the judges before starting, by that I mean you assumed a crucifix position. ) He got the nod to start, shook his head at his coach, who was telling him to get on with it. Poor fucker did the salute, and his entire routine, with a proper tent on, we of course were massively sympathetic 'Trouser control' The amount of times I had to discreetly use a folder or book so as not to show the babies arm holding an apple in my school pants was unreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31937 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Came 3rd in the U15 nationals. Filthy but graceful. .....but came first in the all white with a bit of brown kit Barry Sheene freestyle event. Really? Well done, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41448 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 A gentleman never comes first. Unless bladdered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13639 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) You just need to go the extra yard with teenage hard-ons and just whip it out in French. Easiest way to learn what "Zut alors!" means. Edited July 27, 2012 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15190 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 You just need to go the extra yard with teenage hard-ons and just whip it out in French. Easiest way to learn what "Zut alors!" means. "The Eiffel Tower's got nowt on this, miss!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41448 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 …the extra yard Bravado? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31937 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I once saw a naked man run in the chinkees in Walkergate, jump on the counter, cock in hand and tell the lass to "Batter this!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41448 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Cheesy chips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13639 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I once saw a naked man run in the chinkees in Walkergate, jump on the counter, cock in hand and tell the lass to "Batter this!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31937 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Was going to have my tuppence worth on a certain thread that's been closed. Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10516 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Was going to have my tuppence worth on a certain thread that's been closed. Shame. You want to buy some autographed pictures of Shearer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41448 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene_Clark 12 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 i saw a bloke wearing a duffle coat in town today; i know it was a bit cooler than the weekend, but that's ridiculous.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10516 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 i saw a bloke wearing a duffle coat in town today; i know it was a bit cooler than the weekend, but that's ridiculous.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Had a genuine LOLLOPS moment earlier today (had to be there etc.) . I was behind 2 contractors getting take out coffees in the shop. They'd ordered 4 , while waiting, one went outside by the door and sparked-up a tab as the woman serving hands over 4 individual brews As he's struggling to work out he's going to carry them the woman serving says to Handsfull 'ee look - he wasnt even gonna give y a hand' . Without dropping a beat and turning to leave he says back "aye he's always the same man - av gotta dee aall the hoovrin when wu get home as well !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13639 Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Class but did he carry them with no assistance?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 He did aye He was actually a Makem too, so I've gotta be fair and award him even more points for being able to walk and talk at the same time . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19421 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Jesus Christ! The graduate we have working here doesnt seem to realise a short skirt like that in an office full of blokes isnt a great idea. I have just been to speak to a lad who she sits opposite and she doesnt seem t realise you can see straight up her skirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4495 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Jesus Christ! The graduate we have working here doesnt seem to realise a short skirt like that in an office full of blokes isnt a great idea. I have just been to speak to a lad who she sits opposite and she doesnt seem t realise you can see straight up her skirt Lets see how naive you think she is in a years time when she's rapidly promoted to your boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Need some photos please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19421 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Need some photos please. I knew this was coming, NO chance, I aint getting sacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Considering you were saying earlier about how you think Clare Balding is a pretty lady, I don't think pics of this lass will be necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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