Dr Gloom 22147 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 The one thing that really unites Europe is Irish bars. Every major city has one. And they're all shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 And they all do a shit pint of 'Guinness'. I wouldn't normally go in one but Italy doesn't really do bars in the way places like Spain does and it was late and I wanted a drink. The patter was fucking lifting in there though. Remember Scruffy Murphy's btw? With ye olde maps of Eire on the wall that were in fact tea-stained, singed versions of ones you'd get free after 10 visits to a Little Chef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 On the news last night apparently. I could have written her script. Imagine the 400,000 mackems eating their tea watching this last neet, from one of their own too.... http://yfrog.com/jv3p9z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Irish bars might be shite on the whole but when you don't like lager (apart from in moderation) the fact that some serve cider can be an absolute godsend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Jeff's face btw :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Jeff's face btw :lol: Aye I noticed he's a proper dyed in the wool Sunderland tewny as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Her face too the second before it goes to Jeff :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Her face too the second before it goes to Jeff :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4433726/Man-with-worlds-br-largest-willy-in-security-scare-at-airport.html Not a problem I'll ever have to contend with.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Her face too the second before it goes to Jeff :lol: A look that suggested her nostrils were filling up with human shit at the very thought of the place . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 http://www.thesun.co...at-airport.html Not a problem I'll ever have to contend with.... There you go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33835 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Christ only knows what CT saw having to go searching for that. err, thanks CT, thanks for sharing that image with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Reminds me of a kid at school (who somehow knew about these things way, way pre-internet) who reckoned 'King Kong' (RIP iirc) would sometimes faint when he got a hard-on because of all the blood rushing to his cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Reminds me of a kid at school (who somehow knew about these things way, way pre-internet) who reckoned 'King Kong' (RIP iirc) would sometimes faint when he got a hard-on because of all the blood rushing to his cock. Wasnt it King Dong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Wasnt it King Dong? Aye, that's what I meant to write. Any idea if it was true? Seems a bit frustrating if so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Better if it was King Kong tbf. What a let down for a massive world terrifying ape. "Oh, he's fainted.... but look at the size of his cock!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14048 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Aye, when it happens to me, it's a right moodkiller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Aye, that's what I meant to write. Any idea if it was true? Seems a bit frustrating if so. Not sure about fainiting but I caught a bit of one of those Sexectera things once where a female porn star described how Ron Jeremy's wasn't ever really hard and described it as a bit "spongy" - I think there must be issues with big ones - especially as they get older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Not sure about fainiting but I caught a bit of one of those Sexectera things once where a female porn star described how Ron Jeremy's wasn't ever really hard and described it as a bit "spongy" - I think there must be issues with big ones - especially as they get older. As you do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Aye, that's what I meant to write. Any idea if it was true? Seems a bit frustrating if so. No idea and Im not googling that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Not sure about fainiting but I caught a bit of one of those Sexectera things once where a female porn star described how Ron Jeremy's wasn't ever really hard and described it as a bit "spongy" - I think there must be issues with big ones - especially as they get older. Theres one very lucky ugly bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Not sure about fainiting but I caught a bit of one of those Sexectera things once where a female porn star described how Ron Jeremy's wasn't ever really hard and described it as a bit "spongy" - I think there must be issues with big ones - especially as they get older. Ron Jeremy Most unlikely pornstar ever imo. He genuinely looks like he should be playing in the domino handicap on a Tuesday neet. In fact for those of you who played on the Sunday League circuit, he looks like spit of a referee called "Fat Mitch", he does as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Ron Jeremy He genuinely looks like he should be playing in the domino handicap on a Tuesday neet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Her face too the second before it goes to Jeff :lol: PMSL New Ava for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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