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Just got the following message from a lass I know "I think my grandad has been looking at porn on the internet. I'm using his partner's computer and when typing in youtube, 'youporn' came up with a search for 'mature ladies'. I'm well disturbed."

 

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At what age does a women qualify as 'mature', in porn terms?

30+ ?

40+?

And when does she then become a 'wrinkly owld boiler'.

 

Just wondering , as some of the laydeez I 'find attractive' now are 40,and then some (I'm thinking the Divine Ms.Reid)

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At what age does a women qualify as 'mature', in porn terms?

30+ ?

40+?

And when does she then become a 'wrinkly owld boiler'.

 

Just wondering , as some of the laydeez I 'find attractive' now are 40,and then some (I'm thinking the Divine Ms.Reid)

I've no idea, but I do know I'd prefer an elderly relative searching for "Mature" rather than the alternative

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At what age does a women qualify as 'mature', in porn terms?

30+ ?

40+?

And when does she then become a 'wrinkly owld boiler'.

 

Just wondering , as some of the laydeez I 'find attractive' now are 40,and then some (I'm thinking the Divine Ms.Reid)

At what age does a women qualify as 'mature', in porn terms?

30+ ?

40+?

And when does she then become a 'wrinkly owld boiler'.

 

Just wondering , as some of the laydeez I 'find attractive' now are 40,and then some (I'm thinking the Divine Ms.Reid)

 

Judging from some I watch, a mature is anything over 30. Some of those lasses still have their own teeth.

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J69 is more of a twink tbh.

 

I had to google that. Says a lot that you know what it means tbh . . .

 

It says he's got at least one faaaabulous gay friend, for a start. B)

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J69 is more of a twink tbh.

 

I had to google that. Says a lot that you know what it means tbh . . .

 

It says he's got at least one faaaabulous gay friend, for a start. B)

 

Lived with a gay guy for a year ( :gay: ). We had X Factor on in the living room once and he started pissing himself over the fact a group had called themselves 'Belle Amie'. He then got out his laptop to show why this was so amusing.

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Lived with a gay guy for a year ( :gay: ). We had X Factor on in the living room once and he started pissing himself over the fact a group had called themselves 'Belle Amie'. He then got out his laptop to show why this was so amusing.

 

...and then he got something else out

...and then we all got on top of his lap

...and then we all became "Bels Amis"

 

Damn it. There's potential there but I can't quite make it work. :razz:

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Lived with a gay guy for a year ( :gay: ). We had X Factor on in the living room once and he started pissing himself over the fact a group had called themselves 'Belle Amie'. He then got out his laptop to show why this was so amusing.

 

...and then he got something else out

...and then we all got on top of his lap

...and then we all became "Bels Amis"

 

Damn it. There's potential there but I can't quite make it work. :razz:

 

Needless to say, that's what I would call a sticky situation.

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Used to live in a student complex with alot of gay guys, ended up in a dorm once during a pre-party. They started discussing positions in bed and suddenly one of the guys rammed me up against the wall and bent me forwards to "illustrate", pretty weird tbh. Kind of funny, kind of terrifying.

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This time next week I'll be back in Manchester for the first time in ages, catching up with lots of lovely people from various different areas of my life :)

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Just got linked to a page called ghetto hikes on facebook, saw this and burst out laughing:

 

"Quinton's fat ass waaaay back there. Homie can't keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt, I'm like nobody here wear size Equator!"

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