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He's now talking about dopplegangers! (that's look-a-likes to those who can't speak German)

 

Now what possible authority could he hold on this subject?

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:lol:

 

Just an excuse to come over and stroke your face tbh.

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Hello...is it me you're looking for tbh.

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Great minds! (mines slightly quicker though) :D

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He's up to his old tricks again this morning, he's waltzed in then proclaimed he was a little late this morning cos he's dropped his mate of in the town on the way!  :nufc:

 

Liar!!!  :nufc:

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:lol:

 

What job does he actually do? :lol:

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He's up to his old tricks again this morning, he's waltzed in then proclaimed he was a little late this morning cos he's dropped his mate of in the town on the way!  :nufc:

 

Liar!!!  :nufc:

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:lol:

 

What job does he actually do? :lol:

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He does Wacky's old job a lot better than Wacky ever did it!

 

He books all the travel and accomodation for when we fancy a jolly holiday at the tax payers expense. He once recommended a bloke a hotel that he'd once stayed in, the bloke asked if it was clean and the blind lad said it was immaculate! How the fuck?

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At it again this afternoon.....will he never accept his plight!!

 

He says that Bar Luga is the best bar he's ever SEEN!!! And that cos it's on Grey Street it makes the place an even better palce to go cos the street is fantastic!!!

 

I'm besides myself up here, just as well he can't see the tears rolling down m cheeks!

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At it again this afternoon.....will he never accept his plight!!

 

He says that Bar Luga is the best bar he's ever SEEN!!! And that cos it's on Grey Street it makes the place an even better palce to go cos the street is fantastic!!!

 

I'm besides myself up here, just as well he can't see the tears rolling down m cheeks!

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:icon_lol: fucking legend

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He'll be going round all the women in the office next telling them what perfume they are wearing!

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Sniffing at your crotch you mean.

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Aye he'll smell the minge on me. :icon_lol:

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He'll be sniffing the other lass's feet more like

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He'll be going round all the women in the office next telling them what perfume they are wearing!

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Sniffing at your crotch you mean.

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Aye he'll smell the minge on me. :lol:

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He'll be sniffing the other lass's feet more like

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Or SMO's breath, if he's been going against advice and sucking her toes!

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He's up to his old tricks again this morning, he's waltzed in then proclaimed he was a little late this morning cos he's dropped his mate of in the town on the way!  :lol:

 

Liar!!!  :rolleyes:

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:icon_lol:

 

What job does he actually do? :lol:

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He does Wacky's old job a lot better than Wacky ever did it!

 

He books all the travel and accomodation for when we fancy a jolly holiday at the tax payers expense. He once recommended a bloke a hotel that he'd once stayed in, the bloke asked if it was clean and the blind lad said it was immaculate! How the fuck?

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Is that what i was meant to be doing :angry:

 

 

Sounds to me like he's sussed all you lot out anyway, probably be out tonight telling his deaf and dumb mates about the cock knockers he works with :lol:

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He's up to his old tricks again this morning, he's waltzed in then proclaimed he was a little late this morning cos he's dropped his mate of in the town on the way!  :lol:

 

Liar!!!  :angry:

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:icon_lol:

 

What job does he actually do? :lol:

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He does Wacky's old job a lot better than Wacky ever did it!

 

He books all the travel and accomodation for when we fancy a jolly holiday at the tax payers expense. He once recommended a bloke a hotel that he'd once stayed in, the bloke asked if it was clean and the blind lad said it was immaculate! How the fuck?

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Is that what i was meant to be doing :)

 

 

Sounds to me like he's sussed all you lot out anyway, probably be out tonight telling his deaf and dumb mates about the cock knockers he works with :angry:

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Aye, divvent need to be an expert in sign language to understand how he'd describe SMO :lol::rolleyes:

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He's up to his old tricks again this morning, he's waltzed in then proclaimed he was a little late this morning cos he's dropped his mate of in the town on the way!  :angry:

 

Liar!!!  :angry:

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:icon_lol:

 

What job does he actually do? :lol:

123435[/snapback]

 

He does Wacky's old job a lot better than Wacky ever did it!

 

He books all the travel and accomodation for when we fancy a jolly holiday at the tax payers expense. He once recommended a bloke a hotel that he'd once stayed in, the bloke asked if it was clean and the blind lad said it was immaculate! How the fuck?

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Is that what i was meant to be doing :angry:

 

 

Sounds to me like he's sussed all you lot out anyway, probably be out tonight telling his deaf and dumb mates about the cock knockers he works with :rolleyes:

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Aye, divvent need to be an expert in sign language to understand how he'd describe SMO :lol::)

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I bet it involved making on like he's got a hump where his belly is then making a 'v' shape between his legs, fat cunt in sign language terms i think :lol:

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He's up to his old tricks again this morning, he's waltzed in then proclaimed he was a little late this morning cos he's dropped his mate of in the town on the way!  :rolleyes:

 

Liar!!!  :angry:

123434[/snapback]

 

:icon_lol:

 

What job does he actually do? :angry:

123435[/snapback]

 

He does Wacky's old job a lot better than Wacky ever did it!

 

He books all the travel and accomodation for when we fancy a jolly holiday at the tax payers expense. He once recommended a bloke a hotel that he'd once stayed in, the bloke asked if it was clean and the blind lad said it was immaculate! How the fuck?

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Is that what i was meant to be doing :angry:

 

 

Sounds to me like he's sussed all you lot out anyway, probably be out tonight telling his deaf and dumb mates about the cock knockers he works with :)

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Aye, divvent need to be an expert in sign language to understand how he'd describe SMO :lol::angry:

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I bet it involved making on like he's got a hump where his belly is then making a 'v' shape between his legs, fat cunt in sign language terms i think :lol:

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I was just thinking of the universal 'wanker' signal, but you know him better I spose! :lol:

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He's up to his old tricks again this morning, he's waltzed in then proclaimed he was a little late this morning cos he's dropped his mate of in the town on the way!  :angry:

 

Liar!!!  :angry:

123434[/snapback]

 

:icon_lol:

 

What job does he actually do? :lol:

123435[/snapback]

 

He does Wacky's old job a lot better than Wacky ever did it!

 

He books all the travel and accomodation for when we fancy a jolly holiday at the tax payers expense. He once recommended a bloke a hotel that he'd once stayed in, the bloke asked if it was clean and the blind lad said it was immaculate! How the fuck?

123460[/snapback]

 

Is that what i was meant to be doing :angry:

 

 

Sounds to me like he's sussed all you lot out anyway, probably be out tonight telling his deaf and dumb mates about the cock knockers he works with :rolleyes:

127965[/snapback]

 

 

Aye, divvent need to be an expert in sign language to understand how he'd describe SMO :lol::)

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I bet it involved making on like he's got a hump where his belly is then making a 'v' shape between his legs, fat cunt in sign language terms i think :lol:

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Speak up son i can't quite hear you from down there. :angry:

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