Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 (edited) wants a tatoo! WTF??? Obviously he's not gonna be able to see it and can't say either way when the tatoo artist asks him if he's happy with it. But also he might end up at some dodgy tatoo parlour, and the artist draws a huge cock on his arm! Edited April 6, 2006 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 What's a 'gezzer'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 wants a tatoo! WTF??? Obviously he's not gonna be able to see it and can't say either way when the tatoo artist asks him if he's happy with it. But also he might end up at some dodgy tatoo parlour, and the artist draws a huge cock on his arm! 116020[/snapback] Should be beaten to death with his own cane tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Won't his guide dog pick out the design for him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20971 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Won't his guide dog pick out the design for him? 116096[/snapback] Should get matching tatoo for the dog tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 A blind bloke came into the pub the other day, picked up his dog by the lead and swung it round his head. When I asked him what he was doing he said “Just having a look around the room.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6434 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 A blind bloke came into the pub the other day, picked up his dog by the lead and swung it round his head. When I asked him what he was doing he said “Just having a look around the room.” 116106[/snapback] How old is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 A blind bloke came into the pub the other day, picked up his dog by the lead and swung it round his head. When I asked him what he was doing he said “Just having a look around the room.” 116106[/snapback] How old is that? 116113[/snapback] Vintage tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 A blind bloke came into the pub the other day, picked up his dog by the lead and swung it round his head. When I asked him what he was doing he said “Just having a look around the room.” 116106[/snapback] Fuckin love that joke, like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1210 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 There's a blind 'geezer' that sits a few rows behind me at the match. He brings his mate with him who does a comentary (better than most professional commentators too). Waste of a ticket if you ask me, although being blind could be seen as an advantage for most of our games in the last couple of season. Boumsong's his favourite player btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43952 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 There's a blind 'geezer' that sits a few rows behind me at the match.He brings his mate with him who does a comentary (better than most professional commentators too). Waste of a ticket if you ask me, although being blind could be seen as an advantage for most of our games in the last couple of season. Boumsong's his favourite player btw. 116126[/snapback] Might be that Skirge bloke off online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6434 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 There's a blind 'geezer' that sits a few rows behind me at the match.He brings his mate with him who does a comentary (better than most professional commentators too). Waste of a ticket if you ask me, although being blind could be seen as an advantage for most of our games in the last couple of season. Boumsong's his favourite player btw. 116126[/snapback] Might be that Skirge bloke off online. 116141[/snapback] Dont think he is totally blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 There was a blind bloke with his dog in perb before the match on Saturday. One of the lads comes back from the bar and goes 'watch out lads, John Steads in.' I laughed anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 There was a blind bloke with his dog in perb before the match on Saturday. One of the lads comes back from the bar and goes 'watch out lads, John Steads in.' I laughed anyway. 116212[/snapback] One for the bad taste joke thread methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 6, 2006 Author Share Posted April 6, 2006 There's a blind 'geezer' that sits a few rows behind me at the match.He brings his mate with him who does a comentary (better than most professional commentators too). Waste of a ticket if you ask me, although being blind could be seen as an advantage for most of our games in the last couple of season. Boumsong's his favourite player btw. 116126[/snapback] They (blindies) used to get 2 rows of seats i the East Stand Family Enclosure years ago. My dad got a matchday pass for all the games cos he was working for Redifussion at the time and got the cushy number of having to set up the headphones for the blind fans. So I used to go in with him for nowt and then got to sit in the press box for the matches! The blokes doing the Hospital Radio commentary were shite like a la McCoist and Townsend tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 wants a tatoo! WTF??? Obviously he's not gonna be able to see it and can't say either way when the tatoo artist asks him if he's happy with it. But also he might end up at some dodgy tatoo parlour, and the artist draws a huge cock on his arm! 116020[/snapback] Thats bullshit! If it's true fetch him around to mine on Saturday, wor lass is going up her mothers so the house is free. Ill get a few of the lads around to talk tattoos, smoke, smell of sweat etc whilst he's waiting, then we'll give him a backpiece with an old remington ladyshave with a pin stuck in the end, charge him £50 an hour, obviously you'll have to bring him back every saturday until it's finished. Easy money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 Just overheard my blind colleague on the phone to some lass who wanted to fax him through a spreadsheet to look at, he said "My dear girl that would be a fruitless escapade as god hasn't blessed me with the vision with which to be able to read said spreadsheet"! Fucking class this kid like, the new Stuart Hall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Anyone remember that riot a few years ago at a Holiday camp in N Wales - the deaf & dumb were having a big weekend and it got WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY out of hand (sorree!) wrecked the place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43952 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Just overheard my blind colleague on the phone to some lass who wanted to fax him through a spreadsheet to look at, he said "My dear girl that would be a fruitless escapade as god hasn't blessed me with the vision with which to be able to read said spreadsheet"! Fucking class this kid like, the new Stuart Hall. 118525[/snapback] How old is he like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 Just overheard my blind colleague on the phone to some lass who wanted to fax him through a spreadsheet to look at, he said "My dear girl that would be a fruitless escapade as god hasn't blessed me with the vision with which to be able to read said spreadsheet"! Fucking class this kid like, the new Stuart Hall. 118525[/snapback] How old is he like? 118529[/snapback] I'd say early 20's. He does Wacky's old job a lot better than Wacky used to do it, when he wasn't on the sick like! This kid knows the train timetables off by heart, the other day i wanted him to book me a ticket to Sheffield to get there by 10, he immediately replied, that'll be the 7:23 from platform 2 you'lL need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43952 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Sounds like a Rainman job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 He's now talking about dopplegangers! (that's look-a-likes to those who can't speak German) Now what possible authority could he hold on this subject? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43952 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 He's now talking about dopplegangers! (that's look-a-likes to those who can't speak German) Now what possible authority could he hold on this subject? 118549[/snapback] Just an excuse to come over and stroke your face tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 He's now talking about dopplegangers! (that's look-a-likes to those who can't speak German) Now what possible authority could he hold on this subject? 118549[/snapback] Just an excuse to come over and stroke your face tbh. 118554[/snapback] Aye he'll be making a mental note of all my facial contours and coming in with a sculptured replica tomorrow, a la Lionel Ritchie's bird in the video for Hello....is it me you're looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 He's now talking about dopplegangers! (that's look-a-likes to those who can't speak German) Now what possible authority could he hold on this subject? 118549[/snapback] Just an excuse to come over and stroke your face tbh. 118554[/snapback] Hello...is it me you're looking for tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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