Tom_NUFC 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 This is a tricky one. I tend to prefer Brunettes, height wise, I'm not that fussed, as long as she isn't a dwarf or a giant. Build wise, average will do, neither big, nor a stick. Personality wise, I'm pretty straight forward and laid back, so I like people who are similar in that respect. I've got no time for playing games or getting uptight. I find a good taste in music is always good. A lot of girls have a shit taste in music (Robbie Williams etc - can't stand the cunt), so a girl with a good taste in music is always a big preference, more so than football, which of course helps as well. Other than that, just someone reasonable intelligent, capable of having conversations about stuff. You have to go for a mixture. There's no point in being with someone who looks stunning but is thick or has nothing in common with you. Then again, there's no point in being with someone who likes the same things as you, but you're not attracted to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 TL's Type: Kind, Intelligent, Funny, Energetic, Romantic, Perv, Industrious, Understanding, Clever, Gentle, Thoughtful, Nutcase, Sensitive, Polite, Tall, non-smoking beer monster/geordie soul mate. Not much to ask, is it. PS. if this is you PM me (references required). 115786[/snapback] hmmmm 4 out of 16, thats 25% woooohooooo!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 And if I wasn't subtle enough before... german lasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 If a lass is attractive but has a few too many tickets on herself (i.e. loves herself), I find it a massive turn-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Oh aye, if we're talking about character traits and personality then they have to have a sense of humour. Well, you have to to go out with me. Boom-boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Brunette. Curvy. Intelligent. Must have their own teeth. Preferably between the ages of 25 and 60. Likes a good laugh. Someone who doesn't expect me to shave every day. Anyone who would have me, basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Prefer getting a shag to a blowjob tbh. Not averse to either like 115682[/snapback] Me too. It takes me ages to come from a blow job unless the bird is a true connoisseur of oral fulfillment. Once pulled a lass who was staying in the hotel i was working night shift in, she was sucking me off for an hour before she got lock jaw and decided to sit on my face instead. Who was I to stop her? 115698[/snapback] I like a big set of tits with nipples like cobblers thumbs, body wise something to hold on to with a nice dark bush that makes her look like she's got a young Don King clamped between her thighs, preferably trimmed around the bomb doors but I'm not fussy. If my memory serves me correctly I think you'll find the real reason you couldn't blow your beans was the fact that her husband was in the adjoining room waiting of her returning from you sawing her in half, coupled with your guilt and paranoia this thought alone was having a serious affect on your ability to squirt, and according to you has done ever since in the oral stakes, well at least thats what you told me after your usual 4 pints. 115779[/snapback] Aye this did play on my mind a bit tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 must be shorter than me. ideally thouugh about 5'3 (ish), cute smile, redhead, mental sense of humour, drinks like a fish and a little minx, not much to ask is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 must be shorter than me. ideally thouugh about 5'3 (ish), cute smile, redhead, mental sense of humour, drinks like a fish and a little minx, not much to ask is it? 115991[/snapback] Proof that beggers CAN be choosers tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 must be shorter than me. ideally thouugh about 5'3 (ish), cute smile, redhead, mental sense of humour, drinks like a fish and a little minx, not much to ask is it? 115991[/snapback] Proof that beggers CAN be choosers tbh 115992[/snapback] Says the kid who's just popped his cherry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 6, 2006 Author Share Posted April 6, 2006 must be shorter than me. ideally thouugh about 5'3 (ish), cute smile, redhead, mental sense of humour, drinks like a fish and a little minx, not much to ask is it? 115991[/snapback] Proof that beggers CAN be choosers tbh 115992[/snapback] In your face tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I like a big set of tits with nipples like cobblers thumbs, body wise something to hold on to with a nice dark bush that makes her look like she's got a young Don King clamped between her thighs, preferably trimmed around the bomb doors but I'm not fussy. If my memory serves me correctly I think you'll find the real reason you couldn't blow your beans was the fact that her husband was in the adjoining room waiting of her returning from you sawing her in half, coupled with your guilt and paranoia this thought alone was having a serious affect on your ability to squirt, and according to you has done ever since in the oral stakes, well at least thats what you told me after your usual 4 pints. 115779[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43952 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 The fact that Peasepud has intentionally made a list designed to describe Toplass is vomit-inducing tbh. Especially considering she didn't mention werepigs anywhere in her list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 must be shorter than me. ideally thouugh about 5'3 (ish), cute smile, redhead, mental sense of humour, drinks like a fish and a little minx, not much to ask is it? 115991[/snapback] Proof that beggers CAN be choosers tbh 115992[/snapback] Christ on a bike, he no sooner turns 17 and he gets all lairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 The fact that Peasepud has intentionally made a list designed to describe Toplass is vomit-inducing tbh. Especially considering she didn't mention werepigs anywhere in her list. 116001[/snapback] she reads the fookin thread maan, I can just sense from here that she's been sitting seething at the fact I havent posted this already, Im heading round there for tea and frankly I aint gonna get a sniff of owt unless I either post something nice about her on here or turn up with flowers..... so this is cheaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20971 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 The fact that Peasepud has intentionally made a list designed to describe Toplass is vomit-inducing tbh. Especially considering she didn't mention werepigs anywhere in her list. 116001[/snapback] she reads the fookin thread maan, I can just sense from here that she's been sitting seething at the fact I havent posted this already, Im heading round there for tea and frankly I aint gonna get a sniff of owt unless I either post something nice about her on here or turn up with flowers..... so this is cheaper 116007[/snapback] Haven't you just blown it with this post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 6, 2006 Author Share Posted April 6, 2006 The fact that Peasepud has intentionally made a list designed to describe Toplass is vomit-inducing tbh. Especially considering she didn't mention werepigs anywhere in her list. 116001[/snapback] I take the opposite view-he's clearly using very open textured language, flattering Toplass into thinking he means her but at the same time keeping his options wide open and allowing him to whore himself round the internet. Which is a shame as she's clearly too good for him in the first place. If I was Toplass I'd start denying him sex tbh. By the way I dont like the way Craig can edit his posts without it being recorded as an 'edit'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Peasepud is living proof that romance still thrives in this day and age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 The fact that Peasepud has intentionally made a list designed to describe Toplass is vomit-inducing tbh. Especially considering she didn't mention werepigs anywhere in her list. 116001[/snapback] she reads the fookin thread maan, I can just sense from here that she's been sitting seething at the fact I havent posted this already, Im heading round there for tea and frankly I aint gonna get a sniff of owt unless I either post something nice about her on here or turn up with flowers..... so this is cheaper 116007[/snapback] Haven't you just blown it with this post? 116010[/snapback] nah, she'll read the nice bit, turn to me to say "aaaaaaaah you're lovely" and then I'll distract her before pulling the plug on the PC piss....piece of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Peasepud is living proof that romance still thrives in this day and age 116012[/snapback] That's for sure - a romantic tightarse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 6, 2006 Author Share Posted April 6, 2006 Peasepud is living proof that romance still thrives in this day and age 116012[/snapback] That's for sure - a romantic tightarse. 116014[/snapback] Tight as a camels arse in a sandstorm tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Pud and his flowers.... Last week I got these, but they were bought as Id caught him being a bad lad so to speak... Then last night he brought me these, I asked him what he had been up to this time to have to buy me flowers again so soon, but he says theres no reason. hmmm me thinks he is up to somit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Pud and his flowers.... Last week I got these, but they were bought as Id caught him being a bad lad so to speak... Then last night he brought me these, I asked him what he had been up to this time to have to buy me flowers again so soon, but he says theres no reason. hmmm me thinks he is up to somit 117419[/snapback] He's not told you then what he's really doing in Durham tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Nice curvy arse Average/Large tits Brunette/Blonde Smaller than me Good sense of humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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