Howaythetoon 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 HTT Porn tbh 115605[/snapback] 115607[/snapback] *bookmarks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Never leaves the house tbh. 115568[/snapback] Says the kid with 8,000 plus posts 115589[/snapback] From work 115590[/snapback] At my tax paying expense. Get back to work you lazy bastard. 115613[/snapback] they taxing dole now? disgraceful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 = :seething: ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howaythetoon 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Never leaves the house tbh. 115568[/snapback] Says the kid with 8,000 plus posts 115589[/snapback] From work 115590[/snapback] At my tax paying expense. Get back to work you lazy bastard. 115613[/snapback] they taxing dole now? disgraceful 115617[/snapback] Wouldn't know, not into American politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howaythetoon 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 = :seething: ? 115619[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Never leaves the house tbh. 115568[/snapback] Says the kid with 8,000 plus posts 115589[/snapback] From work 115590[/snapback] At my tax paying expense. 115613[/snapback] How does that work exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howaythetoon 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Never leaves the house tbh. 115568[/snapback] Says the kid with 8,000 plus posts 115589[/snapback] From work 115590[/snapback] At my tax paying expense. 115613[/snapback] How does that work exactly? 115623[/snapback] You're a civil (cunt) servant aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Hmmm lets see I've normally been attracted to confident, more intense men. I have no time for smoothy types who have the gift of the gab or men who are 'pretty' or weedy looking. I prefer a man to be a man, someone who is reliable, his own man, doesnt talk crap and who has a good sense of humour. On the looks side, i think you know i like ginners/strawberry blondes with gingery eyelashes and blue eyes (Josh from QOTSA) Or very dark longish hair (the Anthony Kliedis type) I prefer tallish men but not too tall, hate skinny puney guys but on the otherhand dislike men with really bulging muscles, thats a right turn off Thats about it really.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've heard there are some women out there who don't like giving head. I find this difficult to believe, surely natural selection would have weened them out by now... It's a strange world. 115523[/snapback] I too find this attitude to blow jobs staggering tbh. I was once at a mate's party when his parents were on holiday. One of his girlfriends mates was there and when everyone fucked off I made my move on her. My mate had said before he went to bed not to fuck her on his parents sofa, (he knew I was gonna work the magic on her) so out of respect to my mate I let her suck me off on the sofa instead. I could tell she wasn't too keen on the art of oral satisfaction although she did a good job overall, being young I assumed she was keen to impress, that was until I spunked in her mouth and she gagged then spat it all out into her hands and ran to the bog. Next day in the pub my mate asked if I shagged her on his parents sofa, I said no but that I wasn't responsible for the stain on the cushion, that as far as i was concerned was her fault for not swallowing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6793 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've heard there are some women out there who don't like giving head. I find this difficult to believe, surely natural selection would have weened them out by now... It's a strange world. 115523[/snapback] I too find this attitude to blow jobs staggering tbh. I was once at a mate's party when his parents were on holiday. One of his girlfriends mates was there and when everyone fucked off I made my move on her. My mate had said before he went to bed not to fuck her on his parents sofa, (he knew I was gonna work the magic on her) so out of respect to my mate I let her suck me off on the sofa instead. I could tell she wasn't too keen on the art of oral satisfaction although she did a good job overall, being young I assumed she was keen to impress, that was until I spunked in her mouth and she gagged then spat it all out into her hands and ran to the bog. Next day in the pub my mate asked if I shagged her on his parents sofa, I said no but that I wasn't responsible for the stain on the cushion, that as far as i was concerned was her fault for not swallowing! 115630[/snapback] Which leads onto the next question... Why wont some birds swallow the salty goodness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Never leaves the house tbh. 115568[/snapback] Says the kid with 8,000 plus posts 115589[/snapback] From work 115590[/snapback] At my tax paying expense. 115613[/snapback] How does that work exactly? 115623[/snapback] You're a civil (cunt) servant aren't you? 115628[/snapback] No, I work in the private sector and prior to that I wasn't a civil servant either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 You're a civil (cunt) servant aren't you? 115628[/snapback] No, I work in the private sector and prior to that I wasn't a civil servant either. 115635[/snapback] But apart from that he was spot on right? Anyways HTT, these c*nts as you put it are the same civil (c*nt) servants that write your dole cheque out each Thursday. You should be thankful for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howaythetoon 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Never leaves the house tbh. 115568[/snapback] Says the kid with 8,000 plus posts 115589[/snapback] From work 115590[/snapback] At my tax paying expense. 115613[/snapback] How does that work exactly? 115623[/snapback] You're a civil (cunt) servant aren't you? 115628[/snapback] No, I work in the private sector and prior to that I wasn't a civil servant either. 115635[/snapback] I take it all back then. Still a cunt though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howaythetoon 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 You're a civil (cunt) servant aren't you? 115628[/snapback] No, I work in the private sector and prior to that I wasn't a civil servant either. 115635[/snapback] But apart from that he was spot on right? Anyways HTT, these c*nts as you put it are the same civil (c*nt) servants that write your dole cheque out each Thursday. You should be thankful for them. 115639[/snapback] You seem to know a lot about me, you been reading my e-mails or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Still a cunt though 115640[/snapback] quoted for truth tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Never leaves the house tbh. 115568[/snapback] Says the kid with 8,000 plus posts 115589[/snapback] From work 115590[/snapback] At my tax paying expense. 115613[/snapback] How does that work exactly? 115623[/snapback] You're a civil (cunt) servant aren't you? 115628[/snapback] No, I work in the private sector and prior to that I wasn't a civil servant either. 115635[/snapback] I take it all back then. Still a cunt though 115640[/snapback] Bovva'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 You seem to know a lot about me, you been reading my e-mails or something? 115642[/snapback] Just sitting outside your house mate, see the blue mondeo across the road? not that one thats a Proton you plank!, the one on the other side, aye that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've heard there are some women out there who don't like giving head. I find this difficult to believe, surely natural selection would have weened them out by now... It's a strange world. 115523[/snapback] My girlfriend is one of these rare specimens. She's up for pretty much everything else though. As for my type, I'd say brunette and curvy, but these don't always apply. As for the height thing, as long as they're not taller than me I'm happy. 115588[/snapback] Jesus wept. Can't believe you admitted that. Practically makes you gay if you stay with her tbh! I can only imagine your pain at this difficult time. 115612[/snapback] Did you not read the second line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've heard there are some women out there who don't like giving head. I find this difficult to believe, surely natural selection would have weened them out by now... It's a strange world. 115523[/snapback] I too find this attitude to blow jobs staggering tbh. I was once at a mate's party when his parents were on holiday. One of his girlfriends mates was there and when everyone fucked off I made my move on her. My mate had said before he went to bed not to fuck her on his parents sofa, (he knew I was gonna work the magic on her) so out of respect to my mate I let her suck me off on the sofa instead. I could tell she wasn't too keen on the art of oral satisfaction although she did a good job overall, being young I assumed she was keen to impress, that was until I spunked in her mouth and she gagged then spat it all out into her hands and ran to the bog. Next day in the pub my mate asked if I shagged her on his parents sofa, I said no but that I wasn't responsible for the stain on the cushion, that as far as i was concerned was her fault for not swallowing! 115630[/snapback] Which leads onto the next question... Why wont some birds swallow the salty goodness? 115634[/snapback] I used to go with a lass from Southampton who'd insist i spunk on her hair cos she reckoned it was really good for it, some nutrients in spunk are the same as in conditioner I think was her arguement, I didn't mind like but one slight misjudgement lead to me spunking right in her eye and then to add insult to injury I stabbed her in the same eye with my weapon as I tried to get my load higher. And then there was a bird I worked with who went to swallow my manly muck and sneezed at the crucial moment resulting in my muck coming out of her nose. She was mortified and never swalllowed again, she didn't last long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've heard there are some women out there who don't like giving head. I find this difficult to believe, surely natural selection would have weened them out by now... It's a strange world. 115523[/snapback] My girlfriend is one of these rare specimens. She's up for pretty much everything else though. As for my type, I'd say brunette and curvy, but these don't always apply. As for the height thing, as long as they're not taller than me I'm happy. 115588[/snapback] Jesus wept. Can't believe you admitted that. Practically makes you gay if you stay with her tbh! I can only imagine your pain at this difficult time. 115612[/snapback] Did you not read the second line? 115648[/snapback] Is there really anything more to life though? You have to ask yourself. I'm reigning this thread back in now with a bit of existentialist philosophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've heard there are some women out there who don't like giving head. I find this difficult to believe, surely natural selection would have weened them out by now... It's a strange world. 115523[/snapback] I too find this attitude to blow jobs staggering tbh. I was once at a mate's party when his parents were on holiday. One of his girlfriends mates was there and when everyone fucked off I made my move on her. My mate had said before he went to bed not to fuck her on his parents sofa, (he knew I was gonna work the magic on her) so out of respect to my mate I let her suck me off on the sofa instead. I could tell she wasn't too keen on the art of oral satisfaction although she did a good job overall, being young I assumed she was keen to impress, that was until I spunked in her mouth and she gagged then spat it all out into her hands and ran to the bog. Next day in the pub my mate asked if I shagged her on his parents sofa, I said no but that I wasn't responsible for the stain on the cushion, that as far as i was concerned was her fault for not swallowing! 115630[/snapback] Which leads onto the next question... Why wont some birds swallow the salty goodness? 115634[/snapback] I used to go with a lass from Southampton who'd insist i spunk on her hair cos she reckoned it was really good for it, some nutrients in spunk are the same as in conditioner I think was her arguement, I didn't mind like but one slight misjudgement lead to me spunking right in her eye and then to add insult to injury I stabbed her in the same eye with my weapon as I tried to get my load higher. And then there was a bird I worked with who went to swallow my manly muck and sneezed at the crucial moment resulting in my muck coming out of her nose. She was mortified and never swalllowed again, she didn't last long. 115649[/snapback] The fucking indignation I imagined that last line should be read with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 At the same time.....happy as I am to reciprocate in the oral stakes*, which lads can honestly say they'd be happy dealing with a torrent of God-knows-what at climax? *in principle, though I demand minimum standards of hygiene etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've heard there are some women out there who don't like giving head. I find this difficult to believe, surely natural selection would have weened them out by now... It's a strange world. 115523[/snapback] I too find this attitude to blow jobs staggering tbh. I was once at a mate's party when his parents were on holiday. One of his girlfriends mates was there and when everyone fucked off I made my move on her. My mate had said before he went to bed not to fuck her on his parents sofa, (he knew I was gonna work the magic on her) so out of respect to my mate I let her suck me off on the sofa instead. I could tell she wasn't too keen on the art of oral satisfaction although she did a good job overall, being young I assumed she was keen to impress, that was until I spunked in her mouth and she gagged then spat it all out into her hands and ran to the bog. Next day in the pub my mate asked if I shagged her on his parents sofa, I said no but that I wasn't responsible for the stain on the cushion, that as far as i was concerned was her fault for not swallowing! 115630[/snapback] Which leads onto the next question... Why wont some birds swallow the salty goodness? 115634[/snapback] I used to go with a lass from Southampton who'd insist i spunk on her hair cos she reckoned it was really good for it, some nutrients in spunk are the same as in conditioner I think was her arguement, I didn't mind like but one slight misjudgement lead to me spunking right in her eye and then to add insult to injury I stabbed her in the same eye with my weapon as I tried to get my load higher. And then there was a bird I worked with who went to swallow my manly muck and sneezed at the crucial moment resulting in my muck coming out of her nose. She was mortified and never swalllowed again, she didn't last long. 115649[/snapback] The fucking indignation I imagined that last line should be read with. 115652[/snapback] You like your fancy words don't you. Are you a fan of fancy cakes too? Btw, i keep finding myself pissing myself at my desk at work remembering the crawling on all 5 line! The old dried up bints in the office are looking at me like i'm a right numpty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Which leads onto the next question... Why wont some birds swallow the salty goodness? 115634[/snapback] Next time you have a wank, jizz into a cup and then down it in one. Then come back and ask the question again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 At the same time.....happy as I am to reciprocate in the oral stakes*, which lads can honestly say they'd be happy dealing with a torrent of God-knows-what at climax? *in principle, though I demand minimum standards of hygiene etc. 115654[/snapback] I eat rug with the best of them, i've never really come across a squirter though. Only one ex from London, and her love juice used to trickle down my balls when she was on top, she didn't let me go down on her, said she didn't get anything out of it, I suspected she had a particularly gnarly minge though. Looking back I never got that close to it to have a gander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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