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I've been sitting here trying to figure out what my 'type' is, I've come to the conclusion that I'm a slut and a deviant, but I might draw the line at Down Syndrome.

 

And saying you like big tits is like a gay saying he likes a bit of penis.

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I'd prefer a whole one, mind.

 

Not convinced I have a type. Bit shorter than me and a bit younger than me, I suppose, the opposite tends to be a little disconcerting (sorry Pud :razz:) Other than that I've never been fussy. :D

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True, you could keep a bit of one to chew on between meals, I suppose.

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I've been sitting here trying to figure out what my 'type' is, I've come to the conclusion that I'm a slut and a deviant, but I might draw the line at Down Syndrome.

 

And saying you like big tits is like a gay saying he likes a bit of penis.

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I'd prefer a whole one, mind.

 

Not convinced I have a type. Bit shorter than me and a bit younger than me, I suppose, the opposite tends to be a little disconcerting (sorry Pud :razz:) Other than that I've never been fussy. :D

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True, you could keep a bit of one to chew on between meals, I suppose.

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Snack-size Peperami?

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They have to be taller than me.

 

Which isn't difficult  :D

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4ft4 plus?

 

That's everyone bar your double-amputee-bedpan-fella in with a chance tbh.

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That's 5ft 4 plus, you slavvering manc! :razz:

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Snack-size Peperami?

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:D I haven't been so offended since the good doctor suggested I wore y-fronts!

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I don't like big tits either, areet to shoot your load over every now and again but a big titted lass, I couldn't go out with one for any length of time, again a fantasy type of lass we all want but quickly get bored with (for me anyway).

 

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Fucking hell - such a charmer :D

 

"Aye pet, you'll do for now, just let me shoot me load over your tits and then be off with you!"

 

:razz:

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But very true, that's the way we think ladies, all men, even if they say different.

 

As a lad, you read magazines, see big knockers and you shoot your muck over them, when you're old enough to pull one of these 'crackers' in a bar, you take them hyem and complete your fantasy.

 

Once or twice is fun, then you get bored, life gets a hold of you, brains and looks etc. become important and all that bollocks.

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I've heard there are some women out there who don't like giving head. I find this difficult to believe, surely natural selection would have weened them out by now...

 

It's a strange world.

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My girlfriend is one of these rare specimens. :razz:

 

She's up for pretty much everything else though. :D

 

As for my type, I'd say brunette and curvy, but these don't always apply. As for the height thing, as long as they're not taller than me I'm happy.

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Never leaves the house tbh.

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Says the kid with 8,000 plus posts :D

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From work :mellow:

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Don't use words he won't understand. :razz:

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I don't like big tits either, areet to shoot your load over every now and again but a big titted lass, I couldn't go out with one for any length of time, again a fantasy type of lass we all want but quickly get bored with (for me anyway).

 

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Fucking hell - such a charmer :D

 

"Aye pet, you'll do for now, just let me shoot me load over your tits and then be off with you!"

 

:razz:

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But very true, that's the way we think ladies, all men, even if they say different.

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I certainly don't, you fucking bigot!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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But very true, that's the way we think ladies, all men, even if they say different.

 

As a lad, you read magazines, see big knockers and you shoot your muck over them, when you're old enough to pull one of these 'crackers' in a bar, you take them hyem and complete your fantasy.

 

Once or twice is fun, then you get bored, life gets a hold of you, brains and looks etc. become important and all that bollocks.

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Luckily some of us are blessed with boobs and brains. :D

 

Just not much height...

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If we want to continue our reputation as clueless wankers I would be hard pressed to name a better spokesman than HTT.

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I've heard there are some women out there who don't like giving head. I find this difficult to believe, surely natural selection would have weened them out by now...

 

It's a strange world.

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My girlfriend is one of these rare specimens. :mellow:

 

She's up for pretty much everything else though. :razz:

 

As for my type, I'd say brunette and curvy, but these don't always apply. As for the height thing, as long as they're not taller than me I'm happy.

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Jesus wept. Can't believe you admitted that. Practically makes you gay if you stay with her tbh! :D

 

I can only imagine your pain at this difficult time.

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I've got a thing for ging.

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Tori Amos :)

 

I've gone out with a few short arse birds and it just looks silly. So I generally require a bird taller than 5'5", but no taller tha 6', that's just scary.

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How tall are yee like???!! :mellow:

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6'5"

 

Listen carefully and you'll hear Mags swoon.

 

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Pud is taller. :huh:

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:D

 

They have to be taller than me.

 

Which isn't difficult  :razz:

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:D

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