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I wouldn't bother - there is plenty of advice on the Net for free

 

Professional ones all look the same and artificial

 

You need

 

name and contact details top Centre

 

short statement of what your strenghts are "good looking multi millionaire will work for free" - think of the jobs you'll be applying for

 

job experience in reverse order (ie newest first) with a short decripion of what you achieved

 

Education

 

Interests (best to lay off CAMRA and "watching japanese porno vids")

 

Personal details - age, driving licence, languages, married/not married etc etc

 

Keep it down to 2 sides of A4

 

Not too many fonts and size changes - the simpler the better

 

SPELL CHECK

 

Make sure your contact details are there and are correct

 

I'll take a look if you want when you are done - PM me

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You can get CV Making Software for you computer. It'll be much cheaper and they have all the standard wording already supplied and all you really have to do is provide the facts about your employment history. They also suggest wordings for you so you should end up with something pretty decent. I would use something like this over an expensive agency tbh.

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Always a good idea to tailor your CV specifically to the job you're after as well. If anyone has any good links to sites giving advice, I'd appreciate it as well because I am updating my CV too.

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Id agree. As an employer I get sent CV's in the post regularly. Hand written can be fine but it must be really neat. Done in word is much better. Clear and easy to read, as Rob says two sides of A4 max.

 

Personally Im more interested in previous experience than I am education. But thats just me :lol:

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You can get CV Making Software for you computer.  It'll be much cheaper and they have all the standard wording already supplied and all you really have to do is provide the facts about your employment history.  They also suggest wordings for you so you should end up with something pretty decent.  I would use something like this over an expensive agency tbh.

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Does it work with Word or is it stand alone. How much is it?

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Just do it in Word. And when you've done it get 3 or 4 folk to read it over and suggest improvements in language and make sure theres no spelling errors.

 

Also if you have a standard one with bits you change depending on the job as i do remember to complete it. You don't want to have the following line on a CV:

 

"interested in working in (Insert what company does here)..."

 

Still got an interview mind, just doesnt look great...

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Unless, of course, you're applying to join the porn industry? When I did, I just sent a pic of the weapon:)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Didn't get the job though ;):blush::lol:

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You can get CV Making Software for you computer.  It'll be much cheaper and they have all the standard wording already supplied and all you really have to do is provide the facts about your employment history.  They also suggest wordings for you so you should end up with something pretty decent.  I would use something like this over an expensive agency tbh.

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Does it work with Word or is it stand alone. How much is it?

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The software is standalone, but it produces files in RTF format which can then be opened in Word so you can do final checks in Word and send it on as a word document. I think I've got one called ResumeMaker Deluxe which is useless to me as I'm now on Macs, so if anyone wants it?

 

I'll have to make sure I've definitely still got it like.

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My favourite CV for a job at my place had the line "I am good at killing rats". He meant for laboratory research purposes, which is irrelevant to what we do anyway. Later in the CV he said he was willing to work up to 30 miles from London. Not good when you're applying for a job in Newcastle. :lol:

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My favourite CV for a job at my place had the line "I am good at killing rats". He meant for laboratory research purposes, which is irrelevant to what we do anyway. Later in the CV he said he was willing to work up to 30 miles from London. Not good when you're applying for a job in Newcastle.  ;)

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He sounds like a legend. :lol:

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we get at least one application a year where the eejit forgets to include their contact details.............................. which saves us a lot of bother

 

and a piece of paper that looks as if it was recycled from the bog at the Central Station says a lot about you too.................

 

 

Of course even the best CV doesn't stand a chance in some cases - I had a boss who used to automatically bin applications from people who had PhD's or were Swiss................... he never explained why

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My favourite CV for a job at my place had the line "I am good at killing rats". He meant for laboratory research purposes, which is irrelevant to what we do anyway. Later in the CV he said he was willing to work up to 30 miles from London. Not good when you're applying for a job in Newcastle.  ;)

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He sounds like a legend. :lol:

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Sometimes you HAVE to get people like that in - and curiously they are often quite good - just not .... conventional.................

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we get at least one application a year where the eejit forgets to include their contact details.............................. which saves us a lot of bother

 

and a piece of paper that looks as if it was recycled from the bog at  the Central Station says a lot about you too.................

 

 

Of course even the best CV doesn't stand a chance in some cases - I had a boss who used to automatically bin applications from people who had PhD's or were Swiss...................  he never explained why

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I hate job applications written on paper from a journalists notebook, you know, with the raggy edge along the top - straight in the bin for those. It's a job application ffs, not a shopping list.

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Talking of CV's, has anyone had experience of this site? (or others similar)? you post your CV so employers can search for the right person!

 

http://www.monster.co.uk/

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Never had any joy with that or any other job site, but then there are about 10 companies in the world employing people full-time to do the boring shit I do.

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Talking of CV's, has anyone had experience of this site? (or others similar)? you post your CV so employers can search for the right person!

 

http://www.monster.co.uk/

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Never had any joy with that or any other job site, but then there are about 10 companies in the world employing people full-time to do the boring shit I do.

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Meenzer i cannot believe for one moment you'd do a boring mundane job! :lol:;)

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Talking of CV's, has anyone had experience of this site? (or others similar)? you post your CV so employers can search for the right person!

 

http://www.monster.co.uk/

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Never had any joy with that or any other job site, but then there are about 10 companies in the world employing people full-time to do the boring shit I do.

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Meenzer i cannot believe for one moment you'd do a boring mundane job! ;):blush:

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I know, I'm wasted here with my sparkling wit and repartee... :lol:

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