Tooj 17 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Apart from the C word... is there anything that pisses off the female form more than this, when by accident you somehow manage to miss the piss pot? Or am i just imagining this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6580 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Apart from the C word... is there anything that pisses off the female form more than this, when by accident you somehow manage to miss the piss pot? Or am i just imagining this 114275[/snapback] Pissing on the toilet seat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 It's just a ridiculous thing that shouldn't happen! There's a fucking big hole to aim for - how the fuck does any bloke manage to miss?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6580 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 It's just a ridiculous thing that shouldn't happen! There's a fucking big hole to aim for - how the fuck does any bloke manage to miss?! 114279[/snapback] I think its the dribbles and the shake tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 It's just a ridiculous thing that shouldn't happen! There's a fucking big hole to aim for - how the fuck does any bloke manage to miss?! 114279[/snapback] Precisely!! Surely your aim can't be that crap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Sometimes the foreskin is pointing one way without your realising it and suddenly you're pissing in the bog brush holder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 3, 2006 Author Share Posted April 3, 2006 Apart from the C word... is there anything that pisses off the female form more than this, when by accident you somehow manage to miss the piss pot? Or am i just imagining this 114275[/snapback] Pissing on the toilet seat? 114278[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Sometimes the foreskin is pointing one way without your realising it and suddenly you're pissing in the bog brush holder 114286[/snapback] eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Sometimes the foreskin is pointing one way without your realising it and suddenly you're pissing in the bog brush holder 114286[/snapback] Fucking hell God gave you fine tuning for a reason. If you're incapable of using it properly then sit down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 The reason is usually anatomical, although the nightmare scenario is when you wake up with half-dead arms and bursting for a piss, hoping that your control will be back online before you arrive at the bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Sometimes the foreskin is pointing one way without your realising it and suddenly you're pissing in the bog brush holder 114286[/snapback] Dunno what your foreskin's attached to but mine points the same way as my bellend. I can't say i've unintentionally pissed on the floor since I was a bairn. I've pissed on myself like but thats another story for another thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 am I the only one here who would just clean it up? surely that solves all the problems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6580 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 am I the only one here who would just clean it up? surely that solves all the problems? 114296[/snapback] You sound like a girl MAN UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 am I the only one here who would just clean it up? surely that solves all the problems? 114296[/snapback] As long as you're on a lino or tile floor. The problem arises with carpet-based bathrooms, even if you mop it up there's still gonna be a bit left over on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 am I the only one here who would just clean it up? surely that solves all the problems? 114296[/snapback] As long as you're on a lino or tile floor. The problem arises with carpet-based bathrooms, even if you mop it up there's still gonna be a bit left over on there. 114298[/snapback] I bet the good ol' hungover piss would be a nightmare to get out of a light carpet. It would be like drawing on the floor with a bright yellow highlighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Note to the ladies: The penis isn't rifle-bored. Sometimes you can be pointing it in the right direction but when you release the flow you're way of target. Splashage can occur in the fraction of a second it takes to regain control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I bet the good ol' hungover piss would be a nightmare to get out of a light carpet. It would be like drawing on the floor with a bright yellow highlighter. 114300[/snapback] Our old bathroom carpet was rancid. As was the floorboard beneath it! Now all sanded down and splashproof lino fitted. That doesn't spare the skirting boards from the odd splash though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Never, EVER have carpet in a bathroom Oh, and Linz - pud is obviously worth hanging on to as he's the only one who has replied with a vaguely acceptable response. The other mingers are just full of excuses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Note to the ladies: The penis isn't rifle-bored. Sometimes you can be pointing it in the right direction but when you release the flow you're way of target. Splashage can occur in the fraction of a second it takes to regain control. 114302[/snapback] Then squat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Note to the ladies: The penis isn't rifle-bored. Sometimes you can be pointing it in the right direction but when you release the flow you're way of target. Splashage can occur in the fraction of a second it takes to regain control. 114302[/snapback] No, but you can make adjustments, I never have a problem with it, although I do sit half the time anyway... I do however have a problem with "splash-back" from urinals, so I won't use them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I've laughed more at this than 'Bizarre'. 'Foreskin pointing the wrong way' When you're as tall as me the target is a lot smaller. Wacky can just rest his over the ledge, with the aid of a stool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I've laughed more at this than 'Bizarre'. 'Foreskin pointing the wrong way' When you're as tall as me the target is a lot smaller. Wacky can just rest his over the ledge, with the aid of a stool. 114308[/snapback] so have i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44793 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Note to the ladies: The penis isn't rifle-bored. Sometimes you can be pointing it in the right direction but when you release the flow you're way of target. Splashage can occur in the fraction of a second it takes to regain control. 114302[/snapback] No, but you can make adjustments, I never have a problem with it, although I do sit half the time anyway... I do however have a problem with "splash-back" from urinals, so I won't use them. 114307[/snapback] Please tell me you only do your sitting when you need a shit. I don't have a problem with this. I don't piss on the floor and I don't piss on the seat. If for some reason I do piss on the seat (never the floor ), I wipe the fucker off with bog roll and flush it down the bog, so no one's any the wiser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Note to the ladies: The penis isn't rifle-bored. Sometimes you can be pointing it in the right direction but when you release the flow you're way of target. Splashage can occur in the fraction of a second it takes to regain control. 114302[/snapback] No, but you can make adjustments, I never have a problem with it, although I do sit half the time anyway... I do however have a problem with "splash-back" from urinals, so I won't use them. 114307[/snapback] Please tell me you only do your sitting when you need a shit. I don't have a problem with this. I don't piss on the floor and I don't piss on the seat. If for some reason I do piss on the seat (never the floor ), I wipe the fucker off with bog roll and flush it down the bog, so no one's any the wiser. 114311[/snapback] ahh another half decent male Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Never, EVER have carpet in a bathroom Oh, and Linz - pud is obviously worth hanging on to as he's the only one who has replied with a vaguely acceptable response. The other mingers are just full of excuses! 114305[/snapback] I am indeed a lucky lady For the guys who cant hit the spot like Pud does I think they should take the Bounty kitchen roll to the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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