Howaythetoon 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) Does anyone else think this thread is a bit shady? Edited April 4, 2006 by Howaythetoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) Update from smoothy, word for word from his text. I sent her a picture of my cock while i was on the train to Sheffield, said i'd meet her on Saturday morning and asked if she'd do my ironing naked in between me shooting my whack. So she's turning up somewhere in Durham on Saturday thinking I'm dropping off £50, dozey mare. Taking pictures of his cock on trains, whatever next Edited April 4, 2006 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 im off out to get some shopping soon....almost scared to buy my evening paper (mind you, anything like this would be a shocker to happen in gods waiting room, Torquay) 115009[/snapback] Old grannies advertising to be seen off in style perhaps. £10 a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Assuming she is the person in the picture that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 £100 a time, she only needs 10 punters for a top of the range PC 115004[/snapback] just 4 and she could buy a Dell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Love the way he gets her to do his chores as well. So not only does he get his end away, but his lass comes home and gives him a pat on the head for his efforts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Love the way he gets her to do his chores as well. So not only does he get his end away, but his lass comes home and gives him a pat on the head for his efforts. 115017[/snapback] Hopefully not if he's caught something nasty on it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Assuming she is the person in the picture that is. 115013[/snapback] thats what ive said all along, probably shes been set up or a bunch of school kids will turn up for the £50 Infact, SO's cock has probably already been posted on some forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Love the way he gets her to do his chores as well. So not only does he get his end away, but his lass comes home and gives him a pat on the head for his efforts. 115017[/snapback] Looks like someone's ironed her tits tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 where at in durham, i wouldnt mind observing this from a safe distance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 im off out to get some shopping soon....almost scared to buy my evening paper (mind you, anything like this would be a shocker to happen in gods waiting room, Torquay) 115009[/snapback] Old grannies advertising to be seen off in style perhaps. £10 a go. 115012[/snapback] ewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howaythetoon 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I reckon the lass is supposed to be a schoolgirl, some old perv has been perving on schoolgirls in that area and may have been seen standing at X bustop or hanging about outside X street so the pollis have set up a sting to catch this sick bastard by putting a message into a paper in the hope said sick bastard texts this '15 year old lassie' a picture of his cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 if this is some police sting operation hoping to catch some bloke who goes for under age girls, havent they fucked up by having her reply to one of his texts saying she's 17? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I reckon the lass is supposed to be a schoolgirl, some old perv has been perving on schoolgirls in that area and may have been seen standing at X bustop or hanging about outside X street so the pollis have set up a sting to catch this sick bastard by putting a message into a paper in the hope said sick bastard texts this '15 year old lassie' a picture of his cock. 115029[/snapback] bit of a random chance though wasnt it? "Ive got it sarge, we hand write a note purporting to be from a 17 y/o student looking to sell her body" and stick it in a newspaper in a newsagents. Im fairly certain our man reads the Star and he probably buys it at around 8.30am so we only need one ot two. Then when he texts her we've got him by the bollocks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 So is Smoothie going through with this, or is he just playing Beadle-esque jape by pretending to hide the money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 he has to at least hide her £50's worth of monopoly money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I reckon the lass is supposed to be a schoolgirl, some old perv has been perving on schoolgirls in that area and may have been seen standing at X bustop or hanging about outside X street so the pollis have set up a sting to catch this sick bastard by putting a message into a paper in the hope said sick bastard texts this '15 year old lassie' a picture of his cock. 115029[/snapback] bit of a random chance though wasnt it? "Ive got it sarge, we hand write a note purporting to be from a 17 y/o student looking to sell her body" and stick it in a newspaper in a newsagents. Im fairly certain our man reads the Star and he probably buys it at around 8.30am so we only need one ot two. Then when he texts her we've got him by the bollocks!" 115039[/snapback] The expert sting, planned out right there, all bases covered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 That's what I was thinking. And, viz to our doubts on the logistics of her operation, a note with some buisness advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) 'hide £50 in Durham' Well this is obviously a professional gal who knows that all John's respect and trust their hooers. She'd never take that money and spend it on crack. This is getting silly. Edited April 4, 2006 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Wouldnt that be entrapment kinda thingy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 he hasnt actually commited a crime until he hands over any money? 114916[/snapback] no i dont think he has...and i didnt think prostitution was a crime as such, i thought soliciting in public places was though. 114918[/snapback] His lass might see things a bit differently tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I reckon the lass is supposed to be a schoolgirl, some old perv has been perving on schoolgirls in that area and may have been seen standing at X bustop or hanging about outside X street so the pollis have set up a sting to catch this sick bastard by putting a message into a paper in the hope said sick bastard texts this '15 year old lassie' a picture of his cock. 115029[/snapback] bit of a random chance though wasnt it? "Ive got it sarge, we hand write a note purporting to be from a 17 y/o student looking to sell her body" and stick it in a newspaper in a newsagents. Im fairly certain our man reads the Star and he probably buys it at around 8.30am so we only need one ot two. Then when he texts her we've got him by the bollocks!" 115039[/snapback] The expert sting, planned out right there, all bases covered. 115044[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 we have to do this, get the "drop" arranged and turn up with an envelope of paper, hide it and then wait with camera for the lucky scamps to collect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Assuming she is the person in the picture that is. 115013[/snapback] thats what ive said all along, probably shes been set up or a bunch of school kids will turn up for the £50 Infact, SO's cock has probably already been posted on some forum 115020[/snapback] To be fair though, he said he'd meet her and she's only seen a picture of his cock. Erm..I think. For waht it's worth, I don't think it's a sting or a con, I just think she's a bit fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 was about top post "SMO better get his arse in gear but I see hes here and posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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