Renton 21621 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Bee stings tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Bee stings tbh. 114667[/snapback] Bit harsh like. *goes into trance-like state* 34b I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 set of twats you's like bit saggy as well like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 set of twats you's like bit saggy as well like 114673[/snapback] Dont think she can be accused of 'sagging' tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 tbf ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I think a general consensus has been reached that the edited version was far superior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Don't know if anyone's ever been on the SMB Gold Forum, but this thread is worth a read. It goes on for ever, but it's a proper page-turner. : http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=15852 114303[/snapback] After reading this thread and that yesterday, I had a look at the "two cats on a shirt" one for the first time in ages. Nearly laughed me lungs up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 tbf ? 114682[/snapback] to be fair tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 How the hell did I miss this one yesterday? Been pissing myself laughing (along with the rest of my office!). The poor lass. She wont realise how many people off here have prob sent the link to this thread to others they know and at some point, someone will know who she is. Maybe dont care, maybe she's got no mates, or lots Waiting for the next installment, got me popcorn ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 smo's isn't bullshitting he's been on to me today, reckon she's cock thirsty 114533[/snapback] He seems to have forgotten the rules of the thread though, wheres the updates? 114625[/snapback] Hard to post when you've been arrested for soliciting a prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) smo's isn't bullshitting he's been on to me today, reckon she's cock thirsty 114533[/snapback] He seems to have forgotten the rules of the thread though, wheres the updates? 114625[/snapback] Hard to post when you've been arrested for soliciting a prostitute. 114786[/snapback] his one phone call was to Wacky Jnr Edited April 4, 2006 by themags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Does your one phone call allow you to send a picture message of your cock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 she asked him to send that yesterday, dunno if he did said something about going round Wacky's to get him to take a photo with a wide lense camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 she asked him to send that yesterday, dunno if he didsaid something about going round Wacky's to get him to take a photo with a wide lense camera 114800[/snapback] More like: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21621 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 tbs tbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 IMO FWIWThis is a Paranal Observatory and operates the ESO Very Large Telescope (VLT) with four 8.2-m telescopes (the Unit Telescopes or short UTs). Each UT provides one Cassegrain and two Nasmyth focus stations for facility instruments. One Nasmyth focus is available for visitor instruments. In addition each UT is equipped with a Coude focus station from which the light can be coherently combined in the interferometric focus. Looks like it could be modified into a Parknob Observatory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 And here's wacky. Update please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) Haven't spoke to him today, was out last night and I've just got up. He's down Sheffield i think but I know he's not bullshitting as he was asking me yesterday to send him test text messages to see if he could block them, obviously in case gluebag tits started texting him when his lass was there. I have no doubt that he will be fucking her this weekend if his lass is away, the kid's got no morals and although he says a lot in jest on here he definitely lets his pork sword rule his life. I'll text him now. Wonder how much extra it would be to let a dwarf watch Half price i reckon Edited April 4, 2006 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Haven't spoke to him today, was out last night and I've just got up. He's down Sheffield i think but I know he's not bullshitting as he was asking me yesterday to send him test text messages to see if he could block them, obviously in case gluebag tits started texting him when his lass was there. I have no doubt that he will be fucking her this weekend if his lass is away, the kid's got no morals and although he says a lot in jest on here he definitely lets his pork sword rule his life. I'll text him now. Wonder how much extra it would be to let a dwarf watch Half price i reckon 114868[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 surely if he goes through her i'm due some sort of commission for passing on her number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Haven't spoke to him today, was out last night and I've just got up. He's down Sheffield i think but I know he's not bullshitting as he was asking me yesterday to send him test text messages to see if he could block them, obviously in case gluebag tits started texting him when his lass was there. I have no doubt that he will be fucking her this weekend if his lass is away, the kid's got no morals and although he says a lot in jest on here he definitely lets his pork sword rule his life. I'll text him now. Wonder how much extra it would be to let a dwarf watch Half price i reckon 114868[/snapback] 114874[/snapback] surely he wouldnt with his lass pregnant? If you're right, i certainly hope he uses a condom, who knows what lurgies he could pass on to his lass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 surely if he goes through her i'm due some sort of commission for passing on her number 114877[/snapback] An online Pimping service. There's a market there somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) surely if he goes through her i'm due some sort of commission for passing on her number 114877[/snapback] 10%. Unless you're prepared to slap her around a bit, then who knows, 50? Edited April 4, 2006 by luckypierre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 surely if he goes through her i'm due some sort of commission for passing on her number 114877[/snapback] An online Pimping service. There's a market there somewhere. 114889[/snapback] still got the bit of paper somewhere as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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