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Stop mincing about and ring her tbh you puffhouse!

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It's purely txt's on her requests.

 

Funny thing is wor lass is in London this weekend and I had a win on the football at the weekend that I haven't told her about!!! My Friday night hole is sorted, if a little pricey!

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Stop mincing about and ring her tbh you puffhouse!

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It's purely txt's on her requests.

 

Funny thing is wor lass is in London this weekend and I had a win on the football at the weekend that I haven't told her about!!! My Friday night hole is sorted, if a little pricey!

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;)

 

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She doesn't read this site I take it?

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Does this make us all accessories to solicitation should this turn out to be a sting? ;)

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We could be done as principals as opposed to accessories on the grounds that SMO is a known mental defective tbh.

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She's only 17!! Alledgedly.

 

She's asking where I got her number from. I said the bus station and asked again wot services she provides.

 

Her response -"Cash 4 sex 4 the day or nite, a hundred".

 

My response - "Any kind of sex? What do you look like"?

 

Awaiting reply - any requests?

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yeah, does she have to use text speech? :)

 

She is probably an 18 stone he and him and his mates are at this very moment pissing themselves!! ;)

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Stop mincing about and ring her tbh you puffhouse!

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It's purely txt's on her requests.

 

Funny thing is wor lass is in London this weekend and I had a win on the football at the weekend that I haven't told her about!!! My Friday night hole is sorted, if a little pricey!

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100 quid for the full day or night though Smooth. 100 quid aint bad then when its worked out hourly. Maybe Wacky can chip in

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Did she write several hundred of these notes and slip them into all the Daily Stars in Durham? I'm struggling to cope with the logisitics of this. The lass must have a fair bit of stamina, although she might have writers cramp which could affect your value for money...

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Her response - What kind of sex do you want? I'm slim shoulder length brown hair.

 

My response - Normal & anal? Any chance of a photo?

 

TBC

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She's fine with anal & I've got the photo, not bad & not great tbh. I'd do her.

 

If we can get it on here it'll be a belta, I can't but if one of you's pm me your number and can sort this then get on with it!!

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Something like this should happen EVERY Monday. ;)

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Your turn next week, and I expect photos.

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Ok, but are you gonna text me for them first?

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No, that would be gay.

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Another thing, how the fuck did she get them into all those Daily Stars?

 

'Morning Bob, just come to put me adverts for hand jobs in the Daily Stars.'

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True, security's tighter than Fort Knox in most newsagents tbh.

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