themags 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 i got a paper from the shop at durham bus station morning, i'm reading it on the way to work and half way through some hand written note falls out saying "my names sophie a student looking to make some money if any men are intrested text 07*********" now was there one of these in every Daily Star or am i special and no i havent texted her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Text her, but say 'I've got some ironing needs doing love.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21560 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 "Sophie" is probably a morbidly obese 60 year old hag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44792 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Haway, you've got to text her! Purely for the social experiment and reporting back to all of us on here just to see what the craic is - I'm not suggesting you pay her for nowt ropey. It's a Monday, we're all bored, now get texting and let us know the score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44792 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Either that or PM the number to Smooth/Wacky and let them go to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 i got a paper from the shop at durham bus station morning, i'm reading it on the way to work and half way through some hand written note falls out saying "my names sophie a student looking to make some money if any men are intrested text 07*********" now was there one of these in every Daily Star or am i special and no i havent texted her 114003[/snapback] Can you pm me her number please. Thanks. (I'm serious!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Author Share Posted April 3, 2006 i was tempted to text her like, but even if i send out innocent this could turn out to be some police sting operation and i'll be branded a pervert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44792 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 i was tempted to text her like, but even if i send out innocent this could turn out to be some police sting operation and i'll be branded a pervert 114014[/snapback] You could just claim, as SLP said, that you thought she was a cleaner or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Author Share Posted April 3, 2006 think i might just do the safe option and PM Smooth the number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21560 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 i got a paper from the shop at durham bus station morning, i'm reading it on the way to work and half way through some hand written note falls out saying "my names sophie a student looking to make some money if any men are intrested text 07*********" now was there one of these in every Daily Star or am i special and no i havent texted her 114003[/snapback] Can you pm me her number please. Thanks. (I'm desperate!) 114013[/snapback] Obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 its probably written by some jealous or cheated on girl trying to get 'sophie' into trouble! That said...please text her, like Gemmill said, its miserable monday and we need a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Author Share Posted April 3, 2006 Number PM'ed to Smooth Operator on the grounds he keeps us informed on what happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Don't worry lads the big fingers on the case, I've got the number and will share the results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44792 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Don't worry lads the big fingers on the case, I've got the number and will share the results. 114024[/snapback] all of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Well the balls in her court now. I've texted her and asked what kind of services she's offering. Fuck me she doesn't mess about, just got a txt back asking me how old I am. More soon....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Nows the time to demand some 'artistic' photo's man. Go on, for the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Well the balls in her court now. I've texted her and asked what kind of services she's offering. Fuck me she doesn't mess about, just got a txt back asking me how old I am. More soon....... 114055[/snapback] You are quality, keep us posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 She's only 17!! Alledgedly. She's asking where I got her number from. I said the bus station and asked again wot services she provides. Her response -"Cash 4 sex 4 the day or nite, a hundred". My response - "Any kind of sex? What do you look like"? Awaiting reply - any requests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 She's only 17!! Alledgedly. She's asking where I got her number from. I said the bus station and asked again wot services she provides. Her response -"Cash 4 sex 4 the day or nite, a hundred". My response - "Any kind of sex? What do you look like"? Awaiting reply - any requests? 114064[/snapback] Will she relieve a dwarf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Nows the time to demand some 'artistic' photo's man. Go on, for the team. 114056[/snapback] It's all in hand son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Ask her how much is sex plus doing the ironing. Say no photo, no deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 (edited) fuckin hell Edited April 3, 2006 by luckypierre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 'Do you do animals love?' I want to know how far this crazy beetch will go for a hundred quid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Stop mincing about and ring her tbh you puffhouse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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