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How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

 

Why can't aisian parents have white babies?

Two wongs don't make a white.

 

The opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

 

What do you can a black guy flying a plane?

The pilot, you racist bast&rd!

 

Paedophiles are f#cking immature ars#holes.

 

What's ET short for?

He's got little legs...

 

DId you hear about the psychic midget who robbed a bank?

Now there's a small medium at large!

 

A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof!

 

What do you can a cheap circumcision?

A rip off!

 

Life without women would be a pain in the ar$e.

 

Why did the semen cross the road?

Cos I wore the wrong pair of socks!

 

So this guy with premature ejaculation came out of nowhere.......

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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening".

 

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."

 

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.

 

A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."

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