The Fish 10855 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Gary Glitter just released a new single. "D'ya wanna be in Megan" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 All this speculation about how long Jeremy Forrest will spend inside.............. A tight 15 year old....about 2 minutes would be my guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20115 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Sports Direct are doing a line in Jimmy Saville memorial track suits. Large top but you have to squeeze into kids bottoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then. Hopefully that fat one looked a bit better in the past, as she is fucking honking now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Don't think too much of the new Jimmy Savile Advent calender to be honest. The only flaps that open are 12-16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 The nurse at the centre of the Kate Middleton hoax call, has been found dead in a suspected suicide .... If only she'd hung up then, not now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Mate of mine got fired from his job as a 999 call operator. Some guy phoned up and said 'I'm depressed, I want to end it all so I'm lying on some train tracks waiting for a train to come and put me out of my misery'. Apparently, 'please remain calm and stay on the line,' was not the appropriate thing to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6582 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Bloody funny that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Hornier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Heard a tale of someone round our way going up to Bedlington meet his then girlfriends family. They were in the middle of their tea when his lass took him in the house. They had a pet dog. The Fatha says "Do you like dergs, son?" as he was eating his tea. The lad replied, "What?" Fatha repeats himself, "Dergs! Do you like dergs?" The lad unsure what the Fatha is saying said, "err, divven' knaa, but I'll try some if there's owt left?." (think about it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) Time to roll these out.... (I'm getting hell for them on FB!) Evidently Oscar misunderstood his girlfriend when she gave him permission to shoot his load all over her face this Valentines Day. Oscar Pistorius won't have a leg to stand on by the sounds of it! Oscar PissedOffHeWas - wow!! Some Valentines present, that! Totally blew her mind! Edited February 14, 2013 by Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 In light of the contaminated food scandal, muslim scientists have invented a new computer to assess meat purity. It's called Halal 9000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 I can't let you do that, Muhammed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11361 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Sir Ranulph Fiennes has pulled out of a 2,000 mile trek across Antarctica due to 'severe frostbite'. He's lack-toes intolerant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 178 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Wor lass has just turned veggie today............... ............big fuckin bus hit her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Oscar Pistorius wanted to change his toilet door, but his girlfriend was dead against it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 (edited) Did anyone hear about The Onion calling that 9 year old girl a cnut? Edited February 25, 2013 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Did anyone hear about The Onion calling that 9 year old girl a cnut? I read that earlier, and have since seen her on an Oscars highlights thing. They had a point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 I read that earlier, and have since seen her on an Oscars highlights thing. They had a point I walked out of BOTSW, ahead of the crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 http://maxgif.com/9pM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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