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Apple have announced the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music.

 

The iTit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always complaining that men just stare at their tits and never listen to them.

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Apple have announced the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music.

 

The iTit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always complaining that men just stare at their tits and never listen to them.

 

 

Brilliant :(

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After hearing evidence of how a deceased 23 year old male Negro was found to have multiple stab wounds, four shotgun wounds, multiple bruising all over his torso, third degree burns and a noose around his neck at an autopsy in the State of Alabama, USA, the Coroner, Colonel Austin James Jackson III commented, "This is the worst case of suicide I've ever seen a Nigger commit!"

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Open Google Translate.

Type "take a dirty picture for me"

Translate: english to french.

Copy translated text, and translate back. (french to english)

Read translated text.

;)

 

 

???? Its exactly the same ????

 

I get "take a picture for me slut"

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I was having sex with a retard the other day but she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth.

 

 

 

 

 

So I spunked on the window and let nature take its course!

I got sent that the other day, only it said Mackem instead of retard. :)

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I was having sex with a retard the other day but she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth.

 

 

 

 

 

So I spunked on the window and let nature take its course!

I got sent that the other day, only it said Mackem instead of retard. :)

Whats the difference like? :up:

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