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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got Autism

Bus.

Roses are green,

Violets are yellow,

Did I mention I'm colour-blind?

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got alzheimer's,

Porridge

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm schizophrenic

And so am I

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got Autism

Bus.

Roses are green,

Violets are yellow,

Did I mention I'm colour-blind?

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got alzheimer's,

Porridge

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got alzheimer's,

Porridge

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got alzheimer's,

Porridge

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What's the worst thing about having a baby?

Putting the nappy back on afterwards.

 

What's the worst thing about screwing a 3 year old?

Getting blood on your clown suit.

 

I was walking through the woods the other night with my nephew.

He said "These woods sure are scary!"

I said"Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..."

 

Older then Berb tbh ;)

 

 

 

hoo

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There was once a young man from Dowducket

 

Whose cock was so long he could suck it

 

He said with a grin

 

Wiping spunk from his chin

 

"if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"

;) Not Nantucket?

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When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises?

 

 

 

 

I raised the alarm at work today.

 

The midgets were furious.

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When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises?

 

 

 

 

I raised the alarm at work today.

 

The midgets were furious.

:lol:

Midgets are comedy gold

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I'm not saying that Liverpool's a shithole, but I went there the other day and there was a guy down the market selling fake Primark gear.

 

Anyone else noticed Ireland ran out of money when the Pope said condoms were okay?

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I'm not saying that Liverpool's a shithole, but I went there the other day and there was a guy down the market selling fake Primark gear.

 

Anyone else noticed Ireland ran out of money when the Pope said condoms were okay?

 

 

You writing these yourself fish?

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I'm not saying that Liverpool's a shithole, but I went there the other day and there was a guy down the market selling fake Primark gear.

 

Anyone else noticed Ireland ran out of money when the Pope said condoms were okay?

 

 

You writing these yourself fish?

 

Toughguymick I'm guessing.

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