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Ordered a chinese last night, the chink turned up at my door and said "£20 prease". I smiled and said "Can you tell me the name of Jordan's blind son?"

 

He said "Harfey Pwice". I replied "Cheers Ting Tong, here's your tenner now fuck off"

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Zookeeper says to Paddy: "The Gorilla is in heat & we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for £500?"

 

Paddy replies: "I will on 3 conditions:

 

1. I'm not kissing it

2. My family must never know about this

3. I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"

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These little African kids want £2 a month...but the way I see it they are not starving, look at the facts:

 

1. Bloated pot bellies

2. White dust around the mouth

3. Covered in flies

4. Gagging for a glass of water

 

Greedy little cunts have spent all MY money on fucking Doughnuts!

 

(I'm only joking, I never sent any money)

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I watched intently as the 'other' woman slowly peeled off my girlfriend's panties, and stared closely as she delicately inserted her fingers into my girlfriends pussy. Naturally, I undid my trousers and started wanking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Midwives eh!.. Got no fucking sense of humour at all!.

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I watched intently as the 'other' woman slowly peeled off my girlfriend's panties, and stared closely as she delicately inserted her fingers into my girlfriends pussy. Naturally, I undid my trousers and started wanking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Midwives eh!.. Got no fucking sense of humour at all!.

 

Very Good :lol:

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