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The Bad Taste Joke Thread....


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Not really bad taste, but…

 

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Ringo Starr's most complicated drumming.

 

not really a joke either tbf. :D

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On the sofa with my wife last night:

Me: Honey, you remind me of an onion.

Wife: Because I have so many layers to my personality?

Me: No...

Wife: Oh, OK, something stupid like you'll cry when you slice me up?

...Me: No...

Wife: OK, OK, you'd prefer it if I was battered?

Me: No...

Wife: You either love me or hate me? I'm good in small doses? I can be overpowering?...

Me: No...

Wife: Oh, alright, why then?

Me: You smell of onion.

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Hopefully these won't have been posted before...

 

 

What will Jade Goody be doing this Christmas?

 

Babysitting for Lily Allen.

 

 

I called a rape advice line earlier. Unfortunately its just for victims.

 

 

I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.

 

 

Apparently theres a spot all women have, that if you hit it just right, they'll do anything you say. It's called the face.

 

 

After having sex with a girl from a council estate, there's nothing worse than looking down and seeing a split condom hanging from your cock. Especially when you weren't wearing one to start with.

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Hopefully these won't have been posted before...

 

 

What will Jade Goody be doing this Christmas?

 

Babysitting for Lily Allen.

 

 

I called a rape advice line earlier. Unfortunately its just for victims.

 

 

I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.

 

 

Apparently theres a spot all women have, that if you hit it just right, they'll do anything you say. It's called the face.

 

 

After having sex with a girl from a council estate, there's nothing worse than looking down and seeing a split condom hanging from your cock. Especially when you weren't wearing one to start with.

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: ;)

I doff my cap to thee ,sir.

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