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What's the difference between Heath Ledger and an aborted fetus?

The aborted fetus deserved to live.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar.

Heath Ledger's dead.

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Not Heath Ledger because he's dead.

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Why did Heath Ledger cross the road?

He can't because he's dead you ****ing idiot.

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What's the difference between Heath Ledger and a pile of shit?

The shit is probably warmer.

 

 

I heard his suicide note said, "10 things I hate about myself".

 

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A blackman takes a girl home from a nightclub after a night out.

 

The woman says "show me if it's true what they say about black men".

 

So he stabs her and nicks her purse.

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I got invited on the Jeremy Kyle show, to prove I wasn't the notorious thief my family made me out to be.

 

I took a lie detector test,

 

And got 50 quid for it at my local cash converters.

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My wife said that watching our first born child take their first steps was the "proudest moment of her life".She has obviously never spun round on a chair and said "I've been expecting you" to someone.

 

 

 

 

 

"I'm going to create man and woman with original sin.

Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be born in human form.

Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originally condemned you to.

Ta dah!"God - master of logic since the beginning of time.

 

 

 

Talk about fucking Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for months I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel around her head, so I shot her!

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DON'T READ IF YOU'RE OFFENDED EASILY ABOUT DIANA

A girl said to me earlier, "You've got the body of a God, shame it's Buddha!"

 

I replied, "You've got a face like a princess, shame it's Diana's."

 

That shut the bitch up.

 

:scratchchin::icon_lol::lol: :lol:

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