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Definition of Globalization

 

Princess Diana, an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicine.

 

This message was created by a Bengali on a Chinese phone smuggled in by a Indian and sent to me by a Pakistani!

 

A 10 year old Nigerian boy Jonah Umbongo walks 5 miles a day to fetch water in the deadly heat of Africa. Just £2 per day can help teach Jonah to read and write so he can lead a better life...

 

WARNING. Do not fall for this scam...

 

The cunt then grows up, moves to England and walks 20 miles a day putting parking tickets on our fucking cars!

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What's the worst thing about having a baby?

Putting the nappy back on afterwards.

 

What's the worst thing about screwing a 3 year old?

Getting blood on your clown suit.

 

I was walking through the woods the other night with my nephew.

He said "These woods sure are scary!"

I said"Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..."

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What's the worst thing about having a baby?

Putting the nappy back on afterwards.

 

What's the worst thing about screwing a 3 year old?

Getting blood on your clown suit.

 

I was walking through the woods the other night with my nephew.

He said "These woods sure are scary!"

I said"Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..."

 

Older then Berb tbh :icon_lol:

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What's the worst thing about having a baby?

Putting the nappy back on afterwards.

 

What's the worst thing about screwing a 3 year old?

Getting blood on your clown suit.

 

I was walking through the woods the other night with my nephew.

He said "These woods sure are scary!"

I said"Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..."

 

Older then Berb tbh B)

than tbf :icon_lol:

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Just imagine if Nigeria meet Germany in the world cup

 

Top right hand corner will be

 

NIG - GER

 

Fine, fine, I'll be the humourless fucker who points out that Nigeria are NGR. B)

 

Now if Niger ever got themselves a decent football team...

 

:icon_lol: @self

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A Geordie pulled this rather large lass from wigan last night and took her back to his , he pulled down his pants , she said WOW thats a gut "un" , bemused he asks "what the fook is a gutt "un" she says "it means its a big one .

 

Then she pulled her knickers down and he said "Wow that a canny "un" bemused the wigan lass says "whats a canny "un"

he says "ITS A FOOKING BIG VALLEY THAT COWBOYS RIDE THROUGH

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Bloke and wife sitting at home. He grabs her arms and pins her down on the sofa.

 

Bloke "I'm bored, fancy playing at Rape?"

 

Lass "No!!"

 

Bloke "Thats the spirit!"

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What have anal sex and spinach got in common?

If you were made to have it as a kid, you won't like it as an adult.

 

That being the case, I wonder where Meenz got all his iron from?

Maybe Meenz likes spinach!

:unsure:

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No survivors in the Pakistan air line that crashed today. :D 152 reported dead. Both families said to be devastated.

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