trophyshy 7073 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I've just bought the latest Alexander McQueen top, its a bit tight around the neck but it hangs well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11329 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I've just bought the latest Alexander McQueen top, its a bit tight around the neck but it hangs well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42133 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 My wife isn't that bothered about Valentine's Day tommorow. The fat bitch is too excited about pancake day on Tuesday to even care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42133 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I wouldn't wor lass is fat, but the last time I kicked her downstairs I thought Eastenders was starting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Chaos at the Winter Olympics. After the death in the luge event, the Irish bobsleigh team are refusing to compete until the course has been gritted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 The mother of the 5 year old from Oldham taken hostage in Pakistan has made an emotional appeal....... Can someone cover his shift in the shop this weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7073 Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 I wouldn't wor lass is fat, but the last time I kicked her downstairs I thought Eastenders was starting. Finishing surely, unless your staircase is a giant piano? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 kid walks in while his mum is having a shower, he points to her pussy and says "whats that furry thing" she replies "thats my sponge", next week the boy walks in again and says" where is your sponge mummy?" she replies "it went away", the next day the kid runs in yelling "mummy mummy i found your sponge......betty next door is washing dads face with it!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 kid walks in while his mum is having a shower, he points to her pussy and says "whats that furry thing" she replies "thats my sponge", next week the boy walks in again and says" where is your sponge mummy?" she replies "it went away", the next day the kid runs in yelling "mummy mummy i found your sponge......betty next door is washing dads face with it!!" Good ol' sweaty Betty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted March 23, 2010 Author Share Posted March 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 174 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tom 14011 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted March 25, 2010 Author Share Posted March 25, 2010 Karma Sutra position no 52. "The Pirate" When going at it doggy style, just as you are about to come, pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you've come. When she turns around unleash a blast right in her face to stun and amaze her! Known as the pirate because she'll put her hand over her eye and say aarghhhh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wykikitoon 19984 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Im voting for the Icelandic Volcano Party They have done more to stop immigration in 5 days thena the Labour Party has in 13 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Why can't Michael Jackson ride a bike? Because he's dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15437 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Why can't Michael Jackson ride a bike? Because he's dead. You did notice the word "taste" in the thread name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 (edited) what have Madeleine McCann and jokes about Madeleine McCann got in common? They've both been done to death Edited April 21, 2010 by TicTacWoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and the Icelandic volcano? Maddie only ruined one holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Karma Sutra position no 52. "The Pirate" When going at it doggy style, just as you are about to come, pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you've come. When she turns around unleash a blast right in her face to stun and amaze her! Known as the pirate because she'll put her hand over her eye and say aarghhhh!! clever shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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