Jimbo 175 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Jose Mourinho wants to fuck off to Portugal and never set foot on English soil again. Apparently he's contacted Gerry and Kate McCann for some tips... Welcome to September 23rd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 We're all going to hell. Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 No one's done this week's Popbitch yet.. Q: What has anal sex got in common with spinach? A: If you were forced to have it as a child, chances are you won't like it as an adult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Man Flu. End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2715 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 I was feeling a bit depressed the other day so I called the Samaritans and was put through to a Call Centre in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal. They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an aeroplane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 I was feeling a bit depressed the other day so I called the Samaritans and was put through to a Call Centre in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal. They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an aeroplane. Might even be worthy of 4 tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 3 kids are in class. The teacher asks Amy "What do cows say?" Amy replies "moo!". The teacher then asks Tom "What do sheep say?" Tom replies "baa!" Finally the teacher asks Leroy "What do pigs say?" Leroy replies... "Freeze nigger, what's in the fucking bag?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 What's got eight legs and makes women scream? Gang rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 How do you know when your Dad has V.D.? Your sisters fanny tastes bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 A duck walks up to a chicken on the other side of the road and says.... Quack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Bawan this is the bad taste joke thread, not just the bad joke thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 A duck walks up to a chicken on the other side of the road and says.... Quack Walks up to a chicken on the other side of the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 woman goes to the doctors as she has a bump in her stomach doctor says "what if I told you that in a few months your house will be full of dirty nappies?" woman says "I'm pregnant? I'm having a baby??" doctor says "no- you have bowel cancer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20713 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 woman goes to the doctors as she has a bump in her stomach doctor says "what if I told you that in a few months your house will be full of dirty nappies?" woman says "I'm pregnant? I'm having a baby??" doctor says "no- you have bowel cancer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 A Mackem tramp walks into a posh jewellers, pulls his pants down and starts casually fingering his arse, shop assistant shouts 'get out you dirty bastard'. Mackem says 'make your fucking mind up' and points to a sign in the window which reads 'come inside and pick your ring in comfort' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 A family are driving behind a dust cart when a Dildo flies out and bounces off their car windscreen. Embarrassed and to protect her young son's innocence the woman says 'that was a big insect mind' to which her son replies 'I'm suprised the fucka can fly with a cock like that' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 A Mackem tramp walks into a posh jewellers, pulls his pants down and starts casually fingering his arse, shop assistant shouts 'get out you dirty bastard'. Mackem says 'make your fucking mind up' and points to a sign in the window which reads 'come inside and pick your ring in comfort' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 How many black men does it take to clean a toilet? None, it's women's work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops - a talking muslim doll. Nobody knows what it says because no ones had the bollock to pull the cord yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 (edited) Edited November 25, 2007 by JawD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 If you see two tampons walking down the street towards you, which one do you talk to? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 A man is licking out a prostitute when suddenly he gets a piece of carrot in his mouth. He spits it out and carries on, but then he gets a pea in his mouth. He spits it out and says to the hooker "You've got bits of veg in your pussy love, are you sick?" She says "No, but I think the last bloke was." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 A man is licking out a prostitute when suddenly he gets a piece of carrot in his mouth. He spits it out and carries on, but then he gets a pea in his mouth. He spits it out and says to the hooker "You've got bits of veg in your pussy love, are you sick?" She says "No, but I think the last bloke was." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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