Mags 1 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 *smirking* Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah". The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!" Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!" The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have to say NOW?" So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Q: What's green, smells bad and has 12 tits? A: A garbage bag at a breast cancer clinic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Q: What's green, smells bad and has 12 tits?A: A garbage bag at a breast cancer clinic. 111474[/snapback] Now that's bad taste, I was losing faith in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Q: What's green, smells bad and has 12 tits?A: A garbage bag at a breast cancer clinic. 111474[/snapback] Now that's bad taste, I was losing faith in this thread. 111476[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar 0 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Why's a woman's middrift called a waist? Cos you could easily get another pair of tits in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 1. What do you call a chav in a box? innit. 2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted 3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. What do you call a chav on fire? Blazin' 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs 6. What do you call a Chav-ette in a white tracksuit? The bride. 7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. 8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. 9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?" 10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint go-faster stripes on it. 11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police 12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar. 13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a Big Mac please. 14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand 15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville? Exhibit A 16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 5 17. What do you call a 30 year old chav-ette? Granny. 18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything. 19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start. 20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit." 21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash. 22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for absolutely no reason whatsoever. 23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner. 24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muthaf***in toon lover 0 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 (edited) 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs 24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society. 114027[/snapback] it took a long time to read but finally made me smile. Must try harder Edited April 3, 2006 by muthaf***in toon lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I've got a new job doing drug trials. Reckon I'll make a fortune, not going to get big headed though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Sunderland. Can't get enough of that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar 0 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Got a text off a mate yesterday that simply said: How do you crucify a spastic? On a swastika! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Got a text off a mate yesterday that simply said: How do you crucify a spastic? On a swastika! 121452[/snapback] ooohhh...topical but naughty.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Got a text off a mate yesterday that simply said: How do you crucify a spastic? On a swastika! 121452[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar 0 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 A late valentines card: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she has a smelly fanny.She explains the problem and the doctor tells her to take all her clothes off and lay on the examination table. He inspects her quickly and then says,"right,just give me a second please." He goes behind the screen and comes back with a long stick that has a hook on the end. "Oh my god!"says the woman in terror,"what are you going to do with that thing?" The doctor replies,"Im going to open a window,it f**king stinks in here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.../\......\o/... 0 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking in a house fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 You'll never guess what's green and spongey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 You'll never guess what's green and spongey... 121707[/snapback] A green sponge........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 You'll never guess what's green and spongey... 121707[/snapback] Your lasses minge after you've been there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 You'll never guess what's green and spongey... 121707[/snapback] Your lasses minge after you've been there? 121838[/snapback] wackys fingers after he's been there ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Young angelic girl walks into a pet shop and asks for a rabbit. The owner smiles at her and says: "Well what kind would you like? We have albino rabbits, brown ones and just recently some black and white ones came in stock." The girl stares at him and says: "I don't think my python gives a fuck what colour they are." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 You'll never guess what's green and spongey... 121707[/snapback] Your lasses minge after you've been there? 121838[/snapback] wackys fingers after he's been there ? 121879[/snapback] Close. The answer is pink fluff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manfat 0 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Whats blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Bump. Try some of these: http://www.sickjokebook.com/blog/2006/03/s...rite-jokes.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Whats the difference between Man Utd and Gene Pitney? Man Utd can still play gigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 (edited) Whats the difference between Man Utd and Gene Pitney? Man Utd can still play gigs. 128032[/snapback] tbh Edited April 27, 2006 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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