shackbleep 0 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Apple have announced the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The iTit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always complaining that men just stare at their tits and never listen to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 A black baby is given a pair of wings by god, he asks.." God does this mean I'm an angel?" God laughs" of course not you silly black fucker... you're a fly!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4460 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Apple have announced the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The iTit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always complaining that men just stare at their tits and never listen to them. Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19360 Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 If it’s before sunrise, all you’ll see is his eyes, that’s Tiote!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I'm beginning to think that this club is just one big sick, tasteless joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 166 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 A Jew walks into Asda, gets his cock out onto the counter and says, "Roll that back, cunts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 A Jew walks into Asda, gets his cock out onto the counter and says, "Roll that back, cunts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31731 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 After hearing evidence of how a deceased 23 year old male Negro was found to have multiple stab wounds, four shotgun wounds, multiple bruising all over his torso, third degree burns and a noose around his neck at an autopsy in the State of Alabama, USA, the Coroner, Colonel Austin James Jackson III commented, "This is the worst case of suicide I've ever seen a Nigger commit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41379 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 A midget waddles into the library and asks, "Have you got a book on Irony?" The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41379 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Open Google Translate. Type "take a dirty picture for me" Translate: english to french. Copy translated text, and translate back. (french to english) Read translated text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4460 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Open Google Translate. Type "take a dirty picture for me" Translate: english to french. Copy translated text, and translate back. (french to english) Read translated text. ???? Its exactly the same ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6298 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Open Google Translate. Type "take a dirty picture for me" Translate: english to french. Copy translated text, and translate back. (french to english) Read translated text. ???? Its exactly the same ???? I get "take a picture for me slut" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 CT clearly doing it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19360 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I was sexually assaulted by a group of mimes .....They did unspeakable things to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 What do you call a group of Lesbians in a cabinet? ... A Liquor cabinet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41379 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I was having sex with a retard the other day but she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth. So I spunked on the window and let nature take its course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 CT clearly doing it wrong. Surely not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I was having sex with a retard the other day but she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth. So I spunked on the window and let nature take its course! Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I was having sex with a retard the other day but she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth. So I spunked on the window and let nature take its course! I got sent that the other day, only it said Mackem instead of retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41379 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I was having sex with a retard the other day but she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth. So I spunked on the window and let nature take its course! I got sent that the other day, only it said Mackem instead of retard. Whats the difference like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Open Google Translate. Type "take a dirty picture for me" Translate: english to french. Copy translated text, and translate back. (french to english) Read translated text. Carry out the same procedure with the results from the first run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welsh Magpie 0 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Could YOU be living next door to a paedophile? Not me! I live next door to two sexy ten year olds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welsh Magpie 0 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 The Sun: 'Woman dies after having special resin injected into buttocks...' Gavin from Autoglass has gone too far this time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19360 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I was having sex with a retard the other day but she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth. So I spunked on the window and let nature take its course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Went for an Indian head massage today. Fuck knows why, I dont even have an Indian head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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