The Bad Taste Joke Thread....

[shackbleep 0]

A charity pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenics and homsexuals descended into utter fucking chaos yesterday when somebody shouted.... "He's behind you!"

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

A charity pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenics and homsexuals descended into utter fucking chaos yesterday when somebody shouted.... "He's behind you!"

[Welsh Magpie 0]

When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises?

[Meenzer 15531]

Erm.

[JawD 99]

When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises?

 

[The Fish 10857]

When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises?

It's not even a different page numbnuts.

[Welsh Magpie 0]

When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises?

It's not even a different page numbnuts.

 

actually didnt see the same post of it haha must get our jokes from the same place

[Welsh Magpie 0]

I remember at school when I asked a girl to draw around my cock as a joke onto a piece of paper. She agreed and I flopped it out she asked, "Have you got a felt tip?"

I said,"No, that's just a piece of fluff."

[wykikitoon 20156]

I remember at school when I asked a girl to draw around my cock as a joke onto a piece of paper. She agreed and I flopped it out she asked, "Have you got a felt tip?"

I said,"No, that's just a piece of fluff."

 

:razz: :D

[@yourservice 67]

I just noticed if you write 'Pardew' in your phone with predictive text on, the only word it suggests is 'Raped' which is ironic since it's the one that ended his football punditry career

[luckyluke 2]

A Welsh Muslim has been defended his actions after being caught shagging a sheep.

 

He says it's Islam and he'll do whatever the fuck he wants with it.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

[shackbleep 0]

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

 

Fuck's sake..

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

What do you call a man with no arms, legs or body?

Ed

[Holden McGroin 6587]

What do you call a man with no arms, legs or body?

Ed

 

Bad taste thread mate.

[Kevin 1]

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

 

Fuck's sake..

 

I dont get it

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

What do you call a man with no arms, legs or body?

Ed

 

Bad taste thread mate.

Spacker joke.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

What do you call a man with no arms, legs or body?

Ed

 

Bad taste thread mate.

Oh, go on then.…

 

 

You know you're too much of a paedophile when your first response when seeing a baby scan is:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

" I would "

[Welsh Magpie 0]

I'm so ashamed. I got seen eating a bogey in work today and now everyone thinks I'm disgusting.

 

I couldn't help it.... There it was on the wall by the urinal just begging to be eaten

[shackbleep 0]

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

 

Fuck's sake..

 

I dont get it

 

I'm not surprised

[tooner 243]

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

 

Fuck's sake..

 

I dont get it

 

 

sound it out.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

 

Fuck's sake..

 

I dont get it

 

I'm not surprised

I he's fibbing.

Or is it tibbing

[AgentAxeman 178]

I dont get it

 

 

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :D

 

 

Funnier than the joke tbh

[Kevin 1]

if its tony instead of tiny it's shite, or if its toeny, its even worse.

[JonGoodwyn 1]

Getting there