shackbleep 0 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 A charity pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenics and homsexuals descended into utter fucking chaos yesterday when somebody shouted.... "He's behind you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42127 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 A charity pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenics and homsexuals descended into utter fucking chaos yesterday when somebody shouted.... "He's behind you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welsh Magpie 0 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15416 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Erm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10764 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises? It's not even a different page numbnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welsh Magpie 0 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises? It's not even a different page numbnuts. Â actually didnt see the same post of it haha must get our jokes from the same place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welsh Magpie 0 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I remember at school when I asked a girl to draw around my cock as a joke onto a piece of paper. She agreed and I flopped it out she asked, "Have you got a felt tip?" I said,"No, that's just a piece of fluff." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19962 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I remember at school when I asked a girl to draw around my cock as a joke onto a piece of paper. She agreed and I flopped it out she asked, "Have you got a felt tip?"I said,"No, that's just a piece of fluff." Â :razz: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I just noticed if you write 'Pardew' in your phone with predictive text on, the only word it suggests is 'Raped' which is ironic since it's the one that ended his football punditry career Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 A Welsh Muslim has been defended his actions after being caught shagging a sheep. Â He says it's Islam and he'll do whatever the fuck he wants with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42127 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 What do you call a man with no shins? Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 What do you call a man with no shins?Tony  Fuck's sake.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42127 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 What do you call a man with no arms, legs or body? Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6537 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 What do you call a man with no arms, legs or body?Ed  Bad taste thread mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 What do you call a man with no shins?Tony  Fuck's sake..  I dont get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42127 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 What do you call a man with no arms, legs or body?Ed  Bad taste thread mate. Spacker joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42127 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 What do you call a man with no arms, legs or body?Ed  Bad taste thread mate. Oh, go on then.…   You know you're too much of a paedophile when your first response when seeing a baby scan is:             " I would " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welsh Magpie 0 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I'm so ashamed. I got seen eating a bogey in work today and now everyone thinks I'm disgusting. Â I couldn't help it.... There it was on the wall by the urinal just begging to be eaten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 What do you call a man with no shins?Tony  Fuck's sake..  I dont get it  I'm not surprised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 What do you call a man with no shins?Tony  Fuck's sake..  I dont get it   sound it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42127 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 What do you call a man with no shins?Tony  Fuck's sake..  I dont get it  I'm not surprised I he's fibbing. Or is it tibbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 174 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I dont get it   :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :D   Funnier than the joke tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 if its tony instead of tiny it's shite, or if its toeny, its even worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonGoodwyn 1 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Getting there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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