Craig 6582 Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 Definition of Globalization Princess Diana, an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicine. This message was created by a Bengali on a Chinese phone smuggled in by a Indian and sent to me by a Pakistani! A 10 year old Nigerian boy Jonah Umbongo walks 5 miles a day to fetch water in the deadly heat of Africa. Just £2 per day can help teach Jonah to read and write so he can lead a better life... WARNING. Do not fall for this scam... The cunt then grows up, moves to England and walks 20 miles a day putting parking tickets on our fucking cars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19325 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Just imagine if Nigeria meet Germany in the world cup Top right hand corner will be NIG - GER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniffer 0 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41333 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 What's the worst thing about having a baby? Putting the nappy back on afterwards. What's the worst thing about screwing a 3 year old? Getting blood on your clown suit. I was walking through the woods the other night with my nephew. He said "These woods sure are scary!" I said"Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19325 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 What's the worst thing about having a baby?Putting the nappy back on afterwards. What's the worst thing about screwing a 3 year old? Getting blood on your clown suit. I was walking through the woods the other night with my nephew. He said "These woods sure are scary!" I said"Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..." Older then Berb tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 What's the worst thing about having a baby?Putting the nappy back on afterwards. What's the worst thing about screwing a 3 year old? Getting blood on your clown suit. I was walking through the woods the other night with my nephew. He said "These woods sure are scary!" I said"Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..." Older then Berb tbh than tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 On Bravo tonight 'Alex Reid the fight of his life' not to be missed It's his turn to bath Harvey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15124 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Just imagine if Nigeria meet Germany in the world cup Top right hand corner will be NIG - GER Fine, fine, I'll be the humourless fucker who points out that Nigeria are NGR. Now if Niger ever got themselves a decent football team... @self Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Toon 0 Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Germany are DEU, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Now if Niger ever got themselves a decent football team... Well, it is the bad taste joke thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 (edited) Fostered a little paki lad today..... Got him in the face with all four fucking cans Edited May 19, 2010 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4446 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 A Geordie pulled this rather large lass from wigan last night and took her back to his , he pulled down his pants , she said WOW thats a gut "un" , bemused he asks "what the fook is a gutt "un" she says "it means its a big one . Then she pulled her knickers down and he said "Wow that a canny "un" bemused the wigan lass says "whats a canny "un" he says "ITS A FOOKING BIG VALLEY THAT COWBOYS RIDE THROUGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Bloke and wife sitting at home. He grabs her arms and pins her down on the sofa. Bloke "I'm bored, fancy playing at Rape?" Lass "No!!" Bloke "Thats the spirit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41333 Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 A Scottish paedophile has raised a dispute with e-bay.... Apparently a Wii Gameboy is not what he expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41333 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried as I was cutting the onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?I cried as I was cutting the onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41333 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 What have anal sex and spinach got in common? If you were made to have it as a kid, you won't like it as an adult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 What have anal sex and spinach got in common?If you were made to have it as a kid, you won't like it as an adult. That being the case, I wonder where Meenz got all his iron from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41333 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 What have anal sex and spinach got in common?If you were made to have it as a kid, you won't like it as an adult. That being the case, I wonder where Meenz got all his iron from? Maybe Meenz likes spinach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 (edited) Alex higgins family have confirmed today that to save money on a coffin he will be buried in his snooker Cue case. Edited July 27, 2010 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 No survivors in the Pakistan air line that crashed today. 152 reported dead. Both families said to be devastated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?I cried as I was cutting the onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41333 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Did I already post my Alzheimer's joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Did I already post my Alzheimer's joke? Don't think so? Post it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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