1892 0 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 A Englishman, an African and an Arab walk into a bar.What a perfect example of an integrated society. That was soooooooooo 4 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister... It tastes the same but it's just not right (if anyone has heard it before can you tell me whose joke it is? a mates brother is using it in his set and I don't want him plagiarising stuff already) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7058 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 it doesn't taste the same tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Genuine produt from my youth. It was sold as Darkie when I lived in Hong Kong in the early 1990's but it changed to Darlie around that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Christmas light are like Niggers, they come in a chain, half of them won't work and they look much better hanging from a tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4256 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 it doesn't taste the same tbh What about the beer though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31614 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Police today revealed that the actress and comedienne, Dawn French had been arrested for drugs posession. Police surveillance clearly showed the 56 year old wife of tv 'funny' man Lenny Henry bending over in the shower revealing 76 kilo's of crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41319 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Tampax have just announced that they are taking the strings off their tampons and replacing them with tinsel. This will be for the Christmas period only. ..Coat on etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19314 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Tampax have just announced that they are taking the strings off their tampons and replacing them with tinsel. This will be for the Christmas period only. ..Coat on etc Thats older than Shinton man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41319 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Tampax have just announced that they are taking the strings off their tampons and replacing them with tinsel. This will be for the Christmas period only. ..Coat on etc Thats older than Shinton man! Old ones are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41319 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I went up to a young lady in the park yesterday evening and said: "Excuse me, I'm very sorry to trouble you but you don't happen to have seen a policeman anywhere near here have you?" "No" she replied with a friendly smile, "I'm afraid I haven't" That was when I got my knife out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6581 Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 The arctic conditions are having a serious effect. Reports on Merseyside suggest that a man was seen with his hands inside his OWN pockets.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 (edited) The arctic conditions are having a serious effect. Reports on Merseyside suggest that a man was seen with his hands inside his OWN pockets.... Variation of this received last night, that goes like this:- The MET Office has issued a severe weather warning, after a young woman was seen putting a coat on in the Bigg Market. Edited January 7, 2010 by WubbleUC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4438 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 The arctic conditions are having a serious effect. Reports on Merseyside suggest that a man was seen with his hands inside his OWN pockets.... Variation of this received last night, that goes like this:- The MET Office has issued a severe weather warning, after a young woman was seen putting a coat on in the Bigg Market. Its meant to be bad taste lads...... AA Weather Warning. If you have to travel, make sure you take a spade and a flask. That way, if you get stuck, the spade can push while you drink your tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4438 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 All these snow flakes are like the Polish. Millions of them will settle overnight and prevent thousands of British people going to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Whey man, the Bigg Market is bad taste, so I'm having that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19314 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 All these snow flakes are like the Polish. Millions of them will settle overnight and prevent thousands of British people going to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I've just discovered twitter, it's my girlfriends sensitive area between the twat and the shitter!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I know how these Haitians feel. Last time I had 30 Aftershocks I couldn't find my home either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonGoodwyn 1 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I know how these Haitians feel. Last time I had 30 Aftershocks I couldn't find my home either. Oh no he di'nt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 164 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) I know how these Haitians feel. Last time I had 30 Aftershocks I couldn't find my home either. CLASS!! Edit: hope you dont mind but i've posted that as my FB status. this joke needs to be heard man!!!! Edited January 14, 2010 by AvatarAxeman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19314 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Is it ok for us to tell Haiti jokes or do we have to wait for the dust to settle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Is it ok for us to tell Haiti jokes or do we have to wait for the dust to settle? i would - this place needs shaking up a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4438 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 All Sunderland matches are being moved to the Adult Channel. Apparently watching 11 cunts get pounded for 90 minutes is too explicit for Sky Sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19314 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 How can you tell if a girl is too young for sex? When you have to make the airplane sound to get your c*ck in her mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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